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The mint chocolate milkshake feels especially green, maybe because a drop of tapioca pudding fell into it! It rapidly bubbles and a green, slimy man comes out of your glass! After wiping myself up, I clear my throat and begin to show off my intimidating Karaoke skills. I then throw Jonster’s shattered glass at him. He starts bleeding and I offer him a plaster for the Scepter. Since he is intimidated and wants my respect, he hands it over. I then use it to make every single place in his body bleed and everyone in Uglette’s house begins to drown in blood while I escape to Strumfuquel

Unfortunately, I active a failsafe in Joe's Diner, which causes a black hole to appear. I quickly throw the milkshake in before the slimy man can come out of the glass. Feeling weird after that, I decide to have a strawberry black tea instead. And hand the scepter back to RayGamer99 before they leave for snowboarding in the Summit Beyond the Clouds.

RayGamer99 is snowboarding, but he forgot his board. I disguise myself as WPTheModder and decide to have fun by being his snowboard. We have an absolutely blast together, yet, once the day ends, I ask him for the Scepter, and he hands it to me. I escape through the black hole that is still there with memories I’ll cherish forever

Only for you to run into the real WPModder who quickly karate chops you into submission thinking you were a fake. As his prize he takes the scepter and uses it to copy the memories you just had into his brain.

I use the Scepter to make WP look like Magelin before he steals it. I then run back to tell RayGamer99 that Magelin stole the Scepter, so he uses his intense Rayman Knowledge to make Rayman Legends castle walls fall on them. I notice the Scepter poking out and I use it to teleport Ray back into TSBTC

After standing there for two minutes, confused as to what just happened over the last few posts (and as to how in the world I made castle walls fall onto Magelin), I whistle for a mosquito and fly back down the mountain, where Greengoop is pelting passersby with snowballs. Just then, I get a clever idea!

I head down to the bottom of the mountain and build a replica of myself out of snow. Seeing "me", Greengoop throws the snowball at the replica, revealing the slingshot inside of it! The snowball ricochets back to him and knocks Greengoop out cold. (Get it?) From there, I take the scepter, pat myself on the back, and teleport to a hotel in the Land of the Livid Dead (from Origins/Legends) to rest in pea- ahem, to rest for a while.

In the hotel, there is me and Rayman 2 on our honeymoon. We see RayGamer99, and ask him what hes doing here.

I respond to them that I didn't mean to teleport to their room, so I see myself out and go to sleep in my own room.

While your are asleep. I take the scepter. The end.

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After waking up from my nap, I suddenly notice that the scepter is gone. I see Greengoop riding on a Snake of the Dead with the scepter in hand, and I give chase. Knowing what will happen if he gets back to the Glade with the magical stick, Feé de la Mort stabs a voodoo doll of Greengoop, killing him. Horrified by what just happened, I quickly grab the scepter and Greengoop’s body then teleport to Betilla’s Garden and ask her if he can be revived. She says that he can and gives him some Red Lums, bringing him back to life. Out of sheer gratitude, he lets me keep the scepter and I teleport to the Snoring Tree to tell Rayman and the gang about what just happened.

However, at the Snoring Tree, you see me, casually playing Monopoly with the gang, the board ruined from you teleporting onto it! We all get annoyed by this, and demand the scepter as payment for ruining our game! You end up handing it over, and I use it to bring the board back to its previous state, and we gonback to playing. After I lose to the teensies, them having teamed up, I leave, renting one of the warships from Ales Mansey due to him needing more lums, and I head for the Bahamas.

While you are flying through the tropical skies, Raymesis, who is riding atop Moskito from Rayman 1, sees your warship and starts shooting at it, assuming that there are enemies on there. You crash land into my beach hut, which I was relaxing in at the moment. Annoyed, I demand that you pay for the repairs. You reach for your wallet when you realize that it fell into the ocean when the warship was falling! I take the scepter as payment and use it to repair my hut and teleport you to the Bahamas. I then go for a walk on the beach, wondering if I’ll see any girls…

You see a fine shyt with nice big melons, and you go talk to her, thinking you getting into some deep shit. I was a good person, so I got reincarnated into this person’s body. I offer to be your girlfriend for a small price: the Scepter! You accept and I turn myself back into greengoop, say “you got bamboozled!” And run off.

Ly, the god of reincarnation, notices you fooled and stolen a scepter from someone, so she takes back your reincarnation and gives the scepter to Murfy, who sentences you to pay 112938412934897138946816895789123475809713498056109463785138294780912378406138209406978167824650919382657091246589 Tings in payment to everyone on this forum.

The Jonster wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 5:17 pm 112938412934897138946816895789123475809713498056109463785138294780912378406138209406978167824650919382657091246589 Tings

I swear you deducted me 1000 tings for posting a very specific number once

Anyway, I offer to Murfy the grand prize of… my appreciation if he gives me the Scepter, he does, which I use to get all my tings back!

He actually gives it to ItHasMore instead, when he realises that you were part of the Murfy Hate Club. He also prevents from you playing the future Rayman 4, not that you were going to play anyway since it was not a 2D-Ubiart game.

However, I decide to make the 2D “Rayman 5”, which is so good that I hire an army of mega fans for the game. I get them to turn Ithasmore into a pickled Yorkshire pudding and then to turn me into an elite God (with the Scepter)

Greengoop wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 5:14 pm You see a fine shyt with nice big melons, and you go talk to her, thinking you getting into some deep shit. I was a good person, so I got reincarnated into this person’s body. I offer to be your girlfriend for a small price: the Scepter! You accept and I turn myself back into greengoop, say “you got bamboozled!” And run off.

The ol' reincarnation ruse; how didn't I see that one coming?
Anyway, I show up in a black suit with sunglasses and sell Greengoop an ACME All-in-One Power Pen in exchange for the scepter. Once Goop clicks it, it flashes bright light into him and his followers, making them forget the recent events and leaving me to teleport to Toad Story to race on the beanstalks with Twila.

Edit 2: Oops, looks like I edited this right before Jonster posted. Funny how this keeps happening...

Too bad the scepter was fake, which shatters the supposed 2D Rayman 5, and everybody blames you for using a cursed item and mauls you to death. Where is the real scepter, no one knows. Maybe somewhere in a swamp....

Seeing these 2 parallel universe due to the Ninjapost exist, I decide to create a third one where I have the Scepter and nobody can take it away from me!