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Re: The 'What If' Game

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VR is dangerous for your brain when he tries to process something that is out of the ordinary. That being said, for most people launching their severed fist is an action that doesn't make sense on a fundamental level. Therefore a VR Rayman would trigger intense nausea for 80% of the population, triggering a media blowback that would sent Ubisoft out of business.

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We’d have Korean corn dogs then!

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You'd have seen me struggling :lol:
Not so fun story, but I almost ended up stuck there with my car four years ago... :sad:

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Then we’d be better off.

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What if... every time we walk into a room, a theme music plays according to our mood?
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Curionone wrote: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:28 pm What if... every time we walk into a room, a theme music plays according to our mood?
you are supposed to answer the previous "what if" too.
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That'd be awesome...but I think I do that subconsciously in my head, and I don't know if I want everyone knowing what's going on in there.

What if I ended up falling asleep on my keyboard mid-post?
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Then you’d somehow end up writing the most controversial thing ever!

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Master wrote: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:29 pm What if I ended up falling asleep on my keyboard mid-post?
You'd be a cat.

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Rsandee wrote: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:29 pm
Curionone wrote: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:28 pm What if... every time we walk into a room, a theme music plays according to our mood?
you are supposed to answer the previous "what if" too.
ooo thank you for letting me know
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DaveRattlehead wrote: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:30 pm
Master wrote: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:29 pm What if I ended up falling asleep on my keyboard mid-post?
You'd be a cat.

What if I was a mouse?
Well...if I'm the cat, you best be running.

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Then I would still wait before celebrating as Ubisoft now isn't the same as Ubisoft back in the day.

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I wouldn't watch, they probably would fuck it up.

What if I had a good chair to sit on?

Fuck!
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I'd wake up from that dream.

What if I don't go to sleep?
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Then we still coudnh get away from steamed hams jokes!

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Then aurora borealis might not happen either!

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Then you’d become the meds!

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Then inspector Chalmers might not be amused.

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The incidence of Creutzfeld-Jakub Disease in Springfield would fall off significantly.

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Re: The 'What If' Game

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Then it would become chaos!

What if I got the Edith up role from this RD?
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