Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:56 am

Everyone else are robots in disguise.

When did everyone become Pretenders?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:57 pm

When they seen the opportunity.

What opportunity window came?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:15 pm

The Windows: Opportunity.

Is that a good name?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:40 pm

No, Microsoft will sue.

What sort of hair gel does Rayman use?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:46 pm

Essence of Plum.

Is it a viable alternative to Loreal?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:48 pm

No, but it is a more natural alternative to essence of mulched hippie. (AKA essence of substitute plum)

Where are Rayman's nostrils?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:12 pm

All over his nose, tiny pores of olfactory sensors.

Where's his ears?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:17 pm

In his eyes.

How is that so?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:22 pm

He can see soundwaves.

So how does he process them into sound?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:55 pm

Brain power.

How powerful is a brain?

Master · Post by **Master** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:08 pm

Very powerful, he has to hang out with Pinky, after all.

What's a narf?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:59 am

A Narf is a narf.

Shall we begin narfing?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:11 am

No.

Why not?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:16 am

Because mom said no.

What did dad say?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:25 am

Dad did not say anything. Dad was asleep.

When will Dad wake up?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:42 am

When I kick his dangling tangerines.

Will that hurt Dad?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:45 am

Yes. He will be emotionally hurt when he wakes to find that his sweet orange citrus fruit has been ruined.

Is there a better option?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:57 am

Sadly, no. Too bad, Dad will be sad, not a tad glad.

Where's Uncle Chad?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:43 am

Somewhere in Houston.

Is he having a good time?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:21 am

He's having so wonderful a time, he cut all ties to anywhere else.

Why did I sleep well?

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