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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:56 am
by Master
Everyone else are robots in disguise.
When did everyone become Pretenders?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:57 pm
by Reese Riverson
When they seen the opportunity.
What opportunity window came?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:15 pm
by Master
The Windows: Opportunity.
Is that a good name?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:40 pm
by THEdragon
No, Microsoft will sue.
What sort of hair gel does Rayman use?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:46 pm
by Master
Essence of Plum.
Is it a viable alternative to Loreal?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:48 pm
by THEdragon
No, but it is a more natural alternative to essence of mulched hippie. (AKA essence of substitute plum)
Where are Rayman's nostrils?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:12 pm
by Master
All over his nose, tiny pores of olfactory sensors.
Where's his ears?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:17 pm
by Reese Riverson
In his eyes.
How is that so?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:22 pm
by Master
He can see soundwaves.
So how does he process them into sound?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:55 pm
by Reese Riverson
Brain power.
How powerful is a brain?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:08 pm
by Master
Very powerful, he has to hang out with Pinky, after all.
What's a narf?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:59 am
by Reese Riverson
A Narf is a narf.
Shall we begin narfing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:11 am
by THEdragon
No.
Why not?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:16 am
by Bradandez
Because mom said no.
What did dad say?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:25 am
by THEdragon
Dad did not say anything. Dad was asleep.
When will Dad wake up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:42 am
by Bradandez
When I kick his dangling tangerines.
Will that hurt Dad?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:45 am
by THEdragon
Yes. He will be emotionally hurt when he wakes to find that his sweet orange citrus fruit has been ruined.
Is there a better option?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:57 am
by Bradandez
Sadly, no. Too bad, Dad will be sad, not a tad glad.
Where's Uncle Chad?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:43 am
by THEdragon
Somewhere in Houston.
Is he having a good time?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:21 am
by Master
He's having so wonderful a time, he cut all ties to anywhere else.
Why did I sleep well?