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OCG · Post by **OCG** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:41 am

Because you did not stay up all night.

Why did I order Famicom cartridges?

rolesfamily · Post by **rolesfamily** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:01 pm

To put them in your oven.

Why do iPhone chargers suck?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:14 pm

They spontaneously combust?

Well, do they?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:49 pm

Indeed they do.

Why do they?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:50 pm

Because yolo.

What does the Grand Minimus eat for breakfast?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:54 pm

They eat the sacred emissions of the Heart of the World.

What emissions are these?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:00 pm

Gasses you keep passing.

Why do you pass gas?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:09 pm

Too much beans.

Who in the Glade of Dreams enjoys these beans most?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:16 pm

Polokus.

Is that why he dreams so much?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:17 pm

To live in peace.

Why does he wish to live in peace in his dreams?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:20 pm

Because he's been hurt too many times.

Why does he dream so much crazy stuff then?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:21 pm

Because his mind does that.

What causes it?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:22 pm

Hallucinogenics.

Who else has this issue?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:25 pm

Globox, of course.

Could it be Polokus' influence that caused Globox to become an alcoholic?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:25 pm

Yes.

Why would he do such a terrible thing?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:27 pm

For the lolz

Why does Polokus not take credit for the creation of the Valley and its inhabitants?

Master · Post by **Master** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:27 pm

Because he was embarrassed.

Why was he embarrassed?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:28 pm

Because he goofed up.

How did he goof up?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:29 pm

He made strange-looking limbless people and an LSD world for them to live in.

Did he do better when he started over with the Glade of Dreams?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:29 pm

Yes, he sure did!

Why was it better there?

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