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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:41 am
by OCG
Because you did not stay up all night.
Why did I order Famicom cartridges?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:01 pm
by rolesfamily
To put them in your oven.
Why do iPhone chargers suck?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:14 pm
by Master
They spontaneously combust?
Well, do they?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:49 pm
by Reese Riverson
Indeed they do.
Why do they?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:50 pm
by THEdragon
Because yolo.
What does the Grand Minimus eat for breakfast?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:54 pm
by Master
They eat the sacred emissions of the Heart of the World.
What emissions are these?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:00 pm
by Reese Riverson
Gasses you keep passing.
Why do you pass gas?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:09 pm
by THEdragon
Too much beans.
Who in the Glade of Dreams enjoys these beans most?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:16 pm
by Master
Polokus.
Is that why he dreams so much?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:17 pm
by Reese Riverson
To live in peace.
Why does he wish to live in peace in his dreams?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:20 pm
by Master
Because he's been hurt too many times.
Why does he dream so much crazy stuff then?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:21 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because his mind does that.
What causes it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:22 pm
by THEdragon
Hallucinogenics.
Who else has this issue?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:25 pm
by Master
Globox, of course.
Could it be Polokus' influence that caused Globox to become an alcoholic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:25 pm
by Reese Riverson
Yes.
Why would he do such a terrible thing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:27 pm
by THEdragon
For the lolz
Why does Polokus not take credit for the creation of the Valley and its inhabitants?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:27 pm
by Master
Because he was embarrassed.
Why was he embarrassed?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:28 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because he goofed up.
How did he goof up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:29 pm
by THEdragon
He made strange-looking limbless people and an LSD world for them to live in.
Did he do better when he started over with the Glade of Dreams?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:29 pm
by Reese Riverson
Yes, he sure did!
Why was it better there?