Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:58 pm**

When you want to make the game be about winning friends with salad

Posted: **Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:04 pm**

When you sing bad karaoke, you get friends who bring salad!

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:26 pm**

When you can't even beat a Hoodmonger.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:27 pm**

When THe Jonster scolds you!

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:28 pm**

When you start failing the first Matuvu combo on LOTLD.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:30 pm**

When you mess up gem combos.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:38 pm**

When Razoff runs away.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:41 pm**

When Razoff doesn't run away

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:46 pm**

When you see a creepy face after the Game Over screen in Rayman 3.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:54 pm**

When Bzzit stabs you instead.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:22 pm**

When all the progress you made gets erased and you have to start from the very beginning of the game.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:22 pm**

When Begoniax kisses you and you transform into a frog.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:24 pm**

When you suck so much the game actually says the following in the Bégoniax boss fight:

"Make her taste her elixir."

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:25 pm**

When the Knaaren puts bamboo under your nails.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:28 pm**

When the Knaaren make you write bad checks.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:39 pm**

When the Knaaren poke or spit in your eyes.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:52 pm**

When you have your flesh torn off.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:53 pm**

When the knaaren thinks your brain is tastier since you’re so smart.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:00 pm**

When Reflux doesn't want your brain because you suck

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:58 am**

When you get flattened by a menhir even when it's not close to you.

You know you suck at Rayman when...