Rayman Pirate-Community

I have to cough my guts out.

I have to go compete in the walk on plugs championship.

For those of you in the US you guys are lucky. In Ireland and UK etc. the 3 prong plugs are prone to face up and walking on one is excruciating

Edit: basically anywhere that has the plugs where the wire faces you instead of the floor never got to experience it

I have to be friends with a Robo-Pirate.

I have to cover my hoodlum friends!

I have to go do the ugly dance.

I have to go play with a cute pink puffball.

I have to go point the remote directly at the TV when it won't work and spam buttons instead of using the buttons on the TV

I have to go fight somebody.

I have to go finally get a deal on a 14" Beko CRT.

Now I can shut up annoying everyone when I get it tomorrow. If only my Jaguar controller and RGB cables arrived too

I have to go spell words wrong on purpose.

I have to go "OOF" (roblox death)

I have to let Sonic jump off the screen.

I have to go tell the Vagos coughio up el weedo before I blow your brains all over the patio.

Tengo que hablar en español.

Je dois aller parler français

私は日本語を話すしなければなりません.
Edit: Watashi wa nihongo o hanasu shinakereba narimasen

Caithfidh mé Gaeilge a labhairt

Mayroon akong mag tagalog.

I have to go speak some algebra.

I have to go read a book about languages.