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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:43 pm
by Steo
This is exactly why Rayman Mini only available for Apple devices, because Ubisoft hates the series so much, and they want to be sure that less people will be able to play it.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:50 pm
by Aaron
Exactly. Ubisoft hates Rayman and the entire series and its fans too, the only reason they released it is for them to play it.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:07 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
My old theory of the evil Flying Blue Elves was right! The actual plot of Rayman Mini will be about how they try to shrink all heroes in the Glade of Dreams to take over the world! The Funnels that we could see in Rayman Origins and its sequels were the proof that they began to set their plan in motion since they were already preparing their traps!
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:16 pm
by Steo
Rayman will always remain mini now, even if they make any new games.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:20 pm
by Aaron
Yep, I can confirm that. And that the next game that they'll release is Globox Mini.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:21 pm
by Steo
Which means the Baby Globoxes will become even smaller than ants.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:27 pm
by Aaron
Oh and there's also gonna be Plum Juice Mini where you hop with the plum juice barrel from insect to plant to insect just like how you would in Rayman Mini, except in every level, Globox is the goal and you have to get yourself to him.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:29 pm
by Steo
Tily is also going to feature in Rayman Mini to make a comeback after all these years.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:32 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Tily will finally become a main character in the next game. Because that's what the fans want obviously.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:34 pm
by Steo
Razorwife will also be a main character in the next game. The demand for her to be in another game is crazy.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:05 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Ubisoft decided to troll their players as they had nothing better to do. As their ultimate troll, their Facebook Rayman page posted after 2 years of absence the announcement for Rayman Mini, describing it as being "fantastic news" as if it was really mind blowing.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:17 pm
by Steo
Rayman Mini isn't even mini, it's actually huge. It takes up about 500GB of space and doesn't even fit on a phone, meaning you need a Mac.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:32 pm
by Aaron
Haha good one.
Rayman Mini is just a prank Ubisoft's pulling on us trying to make us believe in their foolish lies. We all know that Ubisoft never says the truth in anyway.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:31 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman Mini is secretly Rayman 4. The first announcements were just very late april fools jokes.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:18 am
by Steo
Everybody Loves Rayman is actually going to be released as a new animated series.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:40 pm
by Indy
Henchman 1000 frick-fracked Razorwife
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:58 pm
by Elite Piranha
After Razorbeard lost to Rayman, he returned home and told his wife what happened; disappointed by her husband's failure, Razorwife decided to call her minions and go to the Glade of Dreams to eliminate Rayman.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 12:09 am
by Steo
Indy wrote: Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:40 pm
Henchman 1000 frick-fracked Razorwife
This is how the Henchman 800 was made.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 3:44 am
by The Jonster
Tilt is actually Ly’s ugly sister and stole her place in Rayman M so she could get some attention towards her.
Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:21 am
by Steo
Speaking of frick-frack, Globox and Uglette must have had plenty of fun.
