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But you are isolated from everybody else so wtf cares, everyone's safe and I have my own scepter again! I go out with Globox and Rayman to the Marshes of Awakening for water skiing race.

After living for one hundred years in my shadow realm, I decide to get more, so I use my powers I’ve gained to merge the two universes and take 2 scepters, then I merge them into the ultrascepter!

The one thing you overlooked is that if two scepters are merged together, it will end up too overloaded with power and explode. The ultrascepter does just that, leaving only the original scepter. Me, Greengoop, and Jonster end up in one of those cartoon fight clouds battling for the scepter, which I eventually grab and use to teleport away to Mystical Pique.

You miss the Scepter by an inch, so me and Jonster see you with your eyes closed and a big smile, we have that little funny look at each other, then i attach the Scepter to a stick and beat the shit out both of you

You miss me, and I stab with you my secret blade, then use the scepter to hurl you into another dimension. I invite RayGamer99 to come waterskiing with us and I use the scepter to transport us back to the Marshes of Awakening.

He doesn’t accept, instead, we agreed that we would get Tung Tung Tung Sahur baseball bats and assault Jonster. We then split the Scepter in half as a “truce” and I use my half to get his!

This was a metallic doppelgänger of me that self-destructs shortly after Greengoop merges the scepter, destroying it! Meanwhile, the real me gladly accepts this invitation, and the five of us (Ssssam was here too) have a blast in the marshes. Afterwards, I ask if I can use the scepter to take a photo of us; Jonster agrees, and we take a selfie to remember this fun time. I then teleport us to Gourmand Land to get us some food.

That’s not how it played out first! That was a regretful dream you had out of rage that I broke our truce!

Yes it was, the thing you did was with my metallic doppelgänger; didn't you see him?

He didn't clearly because he was too busy speedrunning trying to kill me with a baseball bat. Thankfully I called the police on him.

However, I just noticed now you mention it! That doppelgänger I felt sorry for so we became friends and he gave me all his powers, so I used them to bts out of Raymer99 and he loses his memory. I then give him a fake memory and he is so grateful I saved his Guinea Pig that he gives me the Scepter

Only to realise that he didn't have the scepter as he had beaten the shit out of Raymer99, while Raygamer99 and I were having lunch in the Infernal Kitchens. I find a second scepter in a queso bowl and use it to make pizza.

Omfg just stop having a fun truce together! I unleash my godly wrath making both The Jonster and RayGamer99 now try killing each other. I sit back and relax on a reclining chair with popcorn

But... he blew up. Didn't you read the post?

Anyway, I quickly regain my memory and realize that I don't have a Guinea Pig, resulting in me chasing Greengoop through the icy landscapes of Miami Ice. You slip and fall into a pool of baby piranhas that chomp you to death. I carefully grab the scepter and teleport back to Jonster and the others, ready for lunch.

I can’t even be bothered to split them up anymore, so I just steal their lunch and eat it myself instead

Greengoop got jealous!

We're just 2 normal people having fun with the scepter and making great memories with Rayman characters.

RayGamer99 wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 5:53 pm But... he blew up. Didn't you read the post?

Fyi, by "he" I meant my metallic doppelgänger, but I ended up getting ninja'd again.

Anyhow, it turns out that someone tried to poison us with the lunch as they wanted the scepter for themselves. Since Greengoop ate our lunch, he ends up with the poison and dies. I then take the scepter, say goodbye to Jonster, and teleport to the Fairy Glade. Wonder if we'll see this poisoner at some point down the line...

I brutally murder Jonster with an ice pick in his sleep so you two never team again, I then hire Ly to assassinate you for a prize of 2 lums and 1 ting, which she agrees to, and she gives me the Scepter as a bonusb

Greengoop wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 5:53 pm I can’t even be bothered to split them up anymore, so I just steal their lunch and eat it myself instead

You're just mad because I stole your popcorn and altered it to make it tastier.

I am very mad, but that’s not one of the reasons!