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Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:55 pm
by The Jonster
No comment.
PluMGMK wrote: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:44 pm
The incidence of Creutzfeld-Jakub Disease in Springfield would fall off significantly.
What if we managed to get 33k posts today?
That really would be amazing!
What if i rolled off my bed?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:56 pm
by PluMGMK
Then you'd have more Tings than I have right now
What if I wasn't allergic to taking selfies?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:57 pm
by The Jonster
Then your phone would be clogged.
What if I kept all the tings i earned?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:57 pm
by DaveRattlehead
You'd be the sexiest member of RPC!
What if I could understand dogs?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:57 pm
by Rsandee
Then you'd still fall victim to tingflation.
What if I forgot to write a what if
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:59 pm
by EdgyRabbid
Then you'd have your tings deduced.
What if I won the record?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:37 am
by Rsandee
Then you'd be rich.
What if Curionone started posting more?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:40 am
by Curionone
Then, it would be reciting Shakespeare in sign language.
What if your shadow started doing its own thing and refused to follow you?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:41 am
by Master
Then I'd desperately hard to make an All Hail Shadow pun.
What if I made a pun that was actually funny?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:42 am
by Rsandee
Then we'd all give you a standing ovation (because that's never happened before, jk)
What if I were less mean?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:44 am
by The Jonster
Then you’d be a big softie!
What if I eat pineapple on pizza?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:44 am
by Curionone
Then I'd just be a... pun-ditential.
What if your socks were always slightly damp?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:46 am
by The Jonster
Then i would be going sockless.
What if I eat an apple core?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:46 am
by DaveRattlehead
I'd get dumped by the time I take off my shoes.
What if I never applied deodorant?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:46 am
by Master
Then I would have to remove my feet. There is no world where I can continue with damp socks.
What if I wasn't so melodramatic?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:46 am
by The Jonster
Then we'd have a massive ninja post session and you'd be chill.
What if I woke up, and suddenly died?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:47 am
by Rsandee
Then you'd be dead and that'd be sad.
What if things were not meant to be?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 12:51 am
by Master
Then the very fabric of reality would fracture, for their being would suddenly unbe.
What if verbs became adjectives?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:03 am
by Curionone
Then, it would be the end of the conversation almost.
What if all tastes would be reversed?
Re: The 'What If' Game
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:04 am
by Master
Then I'm afraid my view upon many things will have soured.
What if I put drums on a guitar?