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Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:24 pm

Surprisingly, Globox. Before his onset of Alcholism thanks to his separation with Uglette.

So how do we fix Rayman and Globox's Alcoholism now?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:53 pm

Replace the alcohol with hallucinogenics.

But then how do we fix the hallucinogenics problem?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:04 pm

We go to the Magician.

Does he have the answers?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:09 pm

Yep, but it's in the Book of Knowledge. Good luck searching through all those pages to find it.

Why does the Musician wear a bandana?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:14 pm

To prevent his extreme psyche from destroying the Valley.

Where'd this psyche come from?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:16 pm

A magical horn that will sprout from his forehead if he removes his bandana.

Did his child inherit this ability/curse?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:26 pm

Nope, his mother took it all in for his sake, why else does she look so psycho?

Will his family ever be freed?

THEdragon · Post by **THEdragon** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:32 pm

Only when they are processed into substitute plum products.

What are substitute plum products good for?

Snagglebee · Post by **Snagglebee** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:33 pm

To heal sick people.

Should Microsoft Sam replace all voice actors in a movie or game?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:35 pm

Yup, he's guaranteed to win Oscars.

How does he provide such an emotional range?

OCG · Post by **OCG** » Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:39 pm

Go Ask Apple

Wat is the real truth about Super Mario Brothers Franchise?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:53 am

The Mario Bros. aren't really Italian.

What are they then?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:22 am

They're a bunch of alcoholics pretending to be Italian, in Brooklyn.

Which institute are they held in?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:50 pm

Institution of Dumb and Dumber.

Would you attend such a fine institution?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:57 pm

Nope, it's crowded by rabid fangirls and boys.

Where to then?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:59 pm

Institution of Master.

What's place about?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:03 pm

The Time Lord.

But is he a legend?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:04 pm

Yep.

Is it Legends or Rayman?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:07 pm

Legends.

What about it?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:08 pm

It's cool.

Why is it cool?

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