Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:24 pm**

Surprisingly, Globox. Before his onset of Alcholism thanks to his separation with Uglette.

So how do we fix Rayman and Globox's Alcoholism now?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:53 pm**

Replace the alcohol with hallucinogenics.

But then how do we fix the hallucinogenics problem?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:04 pm**

We go to the Magician.

Does he have the answers?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:09 pm**

Yep, but it's in the Book of Knowledge. Good luck searching through all those pages to find it.

Why does the Musician wear a bandana?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:14 pm**

To prevent his extreme psyche from destroying the Valley.

Where'd this psyche come from?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:16 pm**

A magical horn that will sprout from his forehead if he removes his bandana.

Did his child inherit this ability/curse?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:26 pm**

Nope, his mother took it all in for his sake, why else does she look so psycho?

Will his family ever be freed?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:32 pm**

Only when they are processed into substitute plum products.

What are substitute plum products good for?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:33 pm**

To heal sick people.

Should Microsoft Sam replace all voice actors in a movie or game?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 3:35 pm**

Yup, he's guaranteed to win Oscars.

How does he provide such an emotional range?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 4:39 pm**

Go Ask Apple

Wat is the real truth about Super Mario Brothers Franchise?

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:53 am**

The Mario Bros. aren't really Italian.

What are they then?

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:22 am**

They're a bunch of alcoholics pretending to be Italian, in Brooklyn.

Which institute are they held in?

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 6:50 pm**

Institution of Dumb and Dumber.

Would you attend such a fine institution?

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:57 pm**

Nope, it's crowded by rabid fangirls and boys.

Where to then?

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:59 pm**

Institution of Master.

What's place about?

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:03 pm**

The Time Lord.

But is he a legend?

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:04 pm**

Yep.

Is it Legends or Rayman?

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:07 pm**

Legends.

What about it?

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:08 pm**

It's cool.

Why is it cool?

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!