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There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap.

There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and

There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and activated it by throwing a bomb

There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and activated it by throwing a bomb at the Amstrad

There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and activated it by throwing a bomb at the Amstrad while

There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and activated it by throwing a bomb at the Amstrad while pressing B

There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and activated it by throwing a bomb at the Amstrad while pressing B, causing the brij to the PlayStayShin network on the opposite side to expload

There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and activated it by throwing a bomb at the Amstrad while pressing B, causing the brij to the PlayStayShin network on the opposite side to expload meening spelins is gon bad

There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and activated it by throwing a bomb at the Amstrad while pressing B, causing the brij to the PlayStayShin network on the opposite side to expload meening spelins is gon bad nd da woild tuns ento a lage plaet af spagetti nd meetbahls.

There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and activated it by throwing a bomb at the Amstrad while pressing B, causing the brij to the PlayStayShin network on the opposite side to expload meening spelins is gon bad nd da woild tuns ento a lage plaet af spagetti nd meetbahls. Thus concluding that the world is fecked

There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and activated it by throwing a bomb at the Amstrad while pressing B, causing the brij to the PlayStayShin network on the opposite side to expload meening spelins is gon bad nd da woild tuns ento a lage plaet af spagetti nd meetbahls. Thus concluding that the world is fecked up and causing the universe to blow up due to the imbalance

There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and activated it by throwing a bomb at the Amstrad while pressing B, causing the brij to the PlayStayShin network on the opposite side to expload meening spelins is gon bad nd da woild tuns ento a lage plaet af spagetti nd meetbahls. Thus concluding that the world is fecked up and causing the universe to blow up due to the imbalance meaning di fekd up storie iz dunn. Di Endd

Steo wrote:There once was a guy named Melanie Water who loved watermelons and hated gelatin. In fact, Melanie loved watermelons so much than he married one and had kids that looked like different kinds of melons. One was named Melonhead and he drank toast made of ketchup/catsup since he couldn't make cereal without it going on fire without toadstools. He'd press all the buttons on the microwave while laughing at the beeping sounds on a chocolate bar. He would then begin to cut sheets of plastic and blend it into a flying saucer filled with motherboards for ASUS then put his foot through the front of the washing machine for no reason except to make some cotton juice for the flying saucer. Suddenly for no reason, flying broccoli with gelatin breasts appeared from the depths of Honey Land and start selling football jerseys from China to everyone who slapped the bubble butts of walking cauliflower. Suddenly they're helped by giant carrotheads selling Nikey Shoes from Indonesia with no trousers on and Bill Williams comes in and kicks the crap out of them too. Then Indiana Jones comes in and starts laughing and pressing the buttons on the chocolate causing it to turn a blue-green color and start emitting carbon monoxide-flavored cat piss, causing nuclear radiation to fly around in circles and crash into the Youtube of Denzel Crocker and Barbie Dolls fashioned to look like Fred Flintstone to fly out out and attack everybody with rafflesias and super flying magical garden shears with chicken wings and bottled breadfruits. Indiana Jones shouts "the smell of team spirit is flowers", but then they start to get asphyxiated by spinach farts produced by Wario after he ate Popeye's spinach and threw up. Suddenly, everyones faces change sizes and turn triangle and they start shrinking into nothingness. Then magic headache relievers appeared in the form of Tylenol fairies with corn dog wands and hot dogs so they each take some before their faces vanish and the fairies are revealed to be dishwasher tablets who are taking revenge on Melanie Water for mixing them with chocolate syrup and barbecue sauce for their fried shoes with lampshade gravy and soggy biscuits, along with mashing up their toilet paper cousins for lotion lemonade tea. The secret ingredient is feet from a cell phone and sand castles made of vanilla ice cream and blue cheese along with black bean sauce and firelighters. In order to take revenge to Melanie, they stole his children and processed them into a smoothie made with battery acid, chocolate-flavored yogurt, since battery acid is good for your knees when they're being chopped off and boiled in dishwasher soap. Melanie found a time machine and activated it by throwing a bomb at the Amstrad while pressing B, causing the brij to the PlayStayShin network on the opposite side to expload meening spelins is gon bad nd da woild tuns ento a lage plaet af spagetti nd meetbahls. Thus concluding that the world is fecked up and causing the universe to blow up due to the imbalance meaning di fekd up storie iz dunn. Di Endd

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Seriously, one of the best wacko stories ever written!

Yeah but that doesn't mean we can't have another

Once upon a time

Good point.

Once upon a time a grilled cheese was created by the pepper gods and

Once upon a time a grilled cheese was created by the pepper gods and it possessed the power

Once upon a time a grilled cheese was created by the pepper gods and it possessed the power to make money-ay rain from the sky.

Once upon a time a grilled cheese was created by the pepper gods and it possessed the power to make money-ay rain from the sky. It was Tuesday

Once upon a time a grilled cheese was created by the pepper gods and it possessed the power to make money-ay rain from the sky. It was Tuesday so billions of heart-shaped underwear

Once upon a time a grilled cheese was created by the pepper gods and it possessed the power to make money-ay rain from the sky. It was Tuesday so billions of heart-shaped underwear started raining sideways