Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:56 pm

By an accident involving a reconditioner and a rabbit.

What is that crumbly noise?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:57 pm

Your throat.

Why is your throat making crumbly noise?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:01 pm

The Ice Cream, it's too powerful.

What do we do?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:03 pm

Feed you mexican food, to spice things up!

How much shall we make you eat?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:07 pm

Very little, spicy food makes me weep.

Why does it do that?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:09 pm

Because you are a wimp.

Why are you a wimp?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:11 pm

I had to make up for my other traits somehow.

Is there a balance to hold?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:12 pm

There is a new balance to behold.

I wish you weren't such a party pooper like you always are, right?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:13 pm

I am wondering if you're making a wish as a question to be sly.

Are you being sly?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:31 pm

Why no!

Why on earth would I do such a thing?

Master · Post by **Master** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:32 pm

Because you are a very clever fellow.

So, what's the plan?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:32 pm

The plan is, and don't tell Master about it, is to confuse him...

Will this plan work?

Master · Post by **Master** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:01 am

It'll work extremely well, when his mind is all garbled.

Is it currently in such a state?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:03 am

Yes, it is.

Can we fix him?

Master · Post by **Master** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:05 am

We can, but the question is...

...How?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:06 am

With a sonic laser screwdriver!

Where can we get the best one at?

Master · Post by **Master** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:11 am

Gallifreyan Base Sigma 9.

Temporal Co-Ordinates are what?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:11 am

29847u 9 39fj are the Co-Ordinates.

But arn't those encrypted?

Master · Post by **Master** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:14 am

Very much so, only a TARDIS with a decryption matrix could read them.

Is there one available?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:15 am

Yeah, at a super store.

Where is the super store?

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