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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:56 pm
by Master
By an accident involving a reconditioner and a rabbit.
What is that crumbly noise?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:57 pm
by Reese Riverson
Your throat.
Why is your throat making crumbly noise?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:01 pm
by Master
The Ice Cream, it's too powerful.
What do we do?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:03 pm
by Reese Riverson
Feed you mexican food, to spice things up!
How much shall we make you eat?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:07 pm
by Master
Very little, spicy food makes me weep.
Why does it do that?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:09 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because you are a wimp.
Why are you a wimp?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:11 pm
by Master
I had to make up for my other traits somehow.
Is there a balance to hold?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:12 pm
by Reese Riverson
There is a new balance to behold.
I wish you weren't such a party pooper like you always are, right?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:13 pm
by Master
I am wondering if you're making a wish as a question to be sly.
Are you being sly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:31 pm
by Reese Riverson
Why no!
Why on earth would I do such a thing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:32 pm
by Master
Because you are a very clever fellow.
So, what's the plan?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:32 pm
by Reese Riverson
The plan is, and don't tell Master about it, is to confuse him...
Will this plan work?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:01 am
by Master
It'll work extremely well, when his mind is all garbled.
Is it currently in such a state?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:03 am
by Reese Riverson
Yes, it is.
Can we fix him?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:05 am
by Master
We can, but the question is...
...How?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:06 am
by Reese Riverson
With a sonic laser screwdriver!
Where can we get the best one at?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:11 am
by Master
Gallifreyan Base Sigma 9.
Temporal Co-Ordinates are what?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:11 am
by Reese Riverson
29847u 9 39fj are the Co-Ordinates.
But arn't those encrypted?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:14 am
by Master
Very much so, only a TARDIS with a decryption matrix could read them.
Is there one available?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:15 am
by Reese Riverson
Yeah, at a super store.
Where is the super store?