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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:45 am
by Bradandez
It's for when God goes off on vacation.
What's in the box?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:46 am
by Reese Riverson
A teddy bear.
Why was it in the box?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:17 am
by Bradandez
To feed off the souls of an unlucky victim who opened it.
How do you destroy a hell-spawn teddy bear?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:21 am
by MisterDark'sFanClub
Shoot it with an Un-Maker!
Is everyone okay with my Doom reference?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:52 am
by Reese Riverson
No, everyone is madder.
Why is everyone so angry?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:11 am
by THEdragon
'Cause if they ever need an inspiration, right about here's where they lose their patience!
Extension cords?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:14 am
by Reese Riverson
Yes, we have extension cords.
How many do you need?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:26 am
by Master
Enough to ensure that the power gets through.
Won't more extension cables give more resistance?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:50 pm
by Reese Riverson
Depending on the gauge sizing and distance.
How much distance are you thinking?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:07 pm
by Master
Well, about 50 metres, I think.
What's the thickness of the cord?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:09 pm
by Reese Riverson
10 gauge.
Is it plenty?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:11 pm
by Master
It'll suffice.
Am I right, did I do the maths?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:12 pm
by Reese Riverson
You did indeed.
What kind of math did you use?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:13 pm
by Razorbeard
Pentagonal Trisection of the diagonal hippocampus, involving the Pythagorean Octagon.
What the hell did I even say?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:14 pm
by Reese Riverson
You spoke alien.
What language is this?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:17 pm
by Master
MATHS
Is it a beautiful language?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:18 pm
by Reese Riverson
Indeed it is, just like PHP.
Is C++ beautiful.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:22 pm
by Master
Depends, it powers so many things.
Does that make everything beautiful?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:23 pm
by Reese Riverson
No, it doesn't.
Can we fix that?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:30 pm
by Master
Nope, but we can make them feel good regardless.
So, what next on the list?