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Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:Bzzit/ hot red head from dream last night xox

Rick Astley's hot mannn ;]]

haha m8 was actually Ron Weasles :3

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:Bzzit/ hot red head from dream last night xox

Rick Astley's hot mannn ;]]

haha m8 was actually Ron Weasles :3

bitch it better be Matt Bellamy when he red hair!!!!!

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:Bzzit/ hot red head from dream last night xox

Rick Astley's hot mannn ;]]

haha m8 was actually Ron Weasles :3

bitch it better be Matt Bellamy when he red hair!!!!!

God like sexiness such as that is saved primarily for wet dreams )))

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:Bzzit/ hot red head from dream last night xox

Rick Astley's hot mannn ;]]

haha m8 was actually Ron Weasles :3

bitch it better be Matt Bellamy when he red hair!!!!!

God like sexiness such as that is saved primarily for wet dreams )))

gib me all da piss n joy in yur mind makes so much more sense now!! (get it in bliss which has these lyrics he had red hair xDDD in music vid)

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:Bzzit/ hot red head from dream last night xox

Rick Astley's hot mannn ;]]

haha m8 was actually Ron Weasles :3

bitch it better be Matt Bellamy when he red hair!!!!!

God like sexiness such as that is saved primarily for wet dreams )))

gib me all da piss n joy in yur mind makes so much more sense now!! (get it in bliss which has these lyrics he had red hair xDDD in music vid)

omfg yess m888!!! also imagine if 1 day me nd u loged onto the net to see braking new Dameon Albarn has converted to red hair and freckles cos new era+ new vibe and then me and u would be like hi daemon will u replace barber as sorcy red head char in rayman legends cos u got more sex apel :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:Bzzit/ hot red head from dream last night xox

Rick Astley's hot mannn ;]]

haha m8 was actually Ron Weasles :3

bitch it better be Matt Bellamy when he red hair!!!!!

God like sexiness such as that is saved primarily for wet dreams )))

gib me all da piss n joy in yur mind makes so much more sense now!! (get it in bliss which has these lyrics he had red hair xDDD in music vid)

omfg yess m888!!! also imagine if 1 day me nd u loged onto the net to see braking new Dameon Albarn has converted to red hair and freckles cos new era+ new vibe and then me and u would be like hi daemon will u replace barber as sorcy red head char in rayman legends cos u got more sex apel :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ye bzzitt (iain?? yea or not u?? im tomek) i c u muuse n gorillerz/bluer 2!! very gud u nao my solem8

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:

Rulez wrote:

Bzzit wrote:Bzzit/ hot red head from dream last night xox

Rick Astley's hot mannn ;]]

haha m8 was actually Ron Weasles :3

bitch it better be Matt Bellamy when he red hair!!!!!

God like sexiness such as that is saved primarily for wet dreams )))

gib me all da piss n joy in yur mind makes so much more sense now!! (get it in bliss which has these lyrics he had red hair xDDD in music vid)

omfg yess m888!!! also imagine if 1 day me nd u loged onto the net to see braking new Dameon Albarn has converted to red hair and freckles cos new era+ new vibe and then me and u would be like hi daemon will u replace barber as sorcy red head char in rayman legends cos u got more sex apel :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ye bzzitt (iain?? yea or not u?? im tomek) i c u muuse n gorillerz/bluer 2!! very gud u nao my solem8

ye ye dats le me )) Bzzit/Rulez!!

Viola/ Eshap (the sheep)

Iain/Tomek

GN / Wander

brb forcing everyone to ship this NOW.

GN/Rulez

I am suprised this thread is still active

I do believe GN was going to write fics for all of the ships listed here.

Serza5 wrote:I do believe GN was going to write fics for all of the ships listed here.

Can't wait for Rayfist/Ad/Rulez/OCG/Haruka/Serza/Gnine

Rayfist/Ad/Rulez is enough.

I'm going to make a very, very, very special fanfic and everyone will be involved in it ~~

The biggest RPC orgasm you've ever encountered.
Name it something deep like "The essence of RPC" or sumfin like dat.

Well, why not?

"I've never done this before... at least not with another man", said Cody as he entered Tomek's luxurious apartment. The smell of pure, undiluted testosterone was nearly overpowering, although Cody was continuing through towards what he imagined would be the most intense physical pleasure he had ever experienced.

Tomek just nodded and motioned Cody toward the trap door towards the "blowroom". It was gonna be one hell of a Tuesday night. Cody opened the trap door, only to reveal a staircase covered in the finest velvet, leading to the darkness below. The smell of Polish shit and a musty ballsack ruffled through the air, blown by Tomek's private helicopter, which was stationed just outside the window to the apartment, hovering, waiting. Cody realised that Tomek was no longer behind him. Cody looked around the room and quickly found Tomek relaxing on a comfy chair.

Tomek sat below a crystal chandelier and was slowly applying layer upon layer of hist Vanity brand lip balm, "Transient Decadence." Now it was Cody's turn to beckon Tomek, who put the cover of his lip balm, and placed it prominently on his front right pocket, so the outline of its plastic case formed a delicate protuberance, visible through the waist fringes of his professionally tailored leather pants. Tomek fixed his gaze on Cody, slowly rose up out of his chair and playfully, yet brusquely, pushed Cody down the stairs in a way that was initially not cool, but gradually became cool.

As Cody tumbled down the velvet, a sly smile crept across his face as he realized that this evening was going to be about one thing, and about one thing alone - Him.




Next, darkness. Cody awoke slowly. He could not tell how much time had passed. Perhaps only seconds but possibly hours. Although Cody's eyes had not yet adjusted to the darkness around him, he could sense movement. The stench of (Polish) man sweat assaulted his tender nostrils, in much the same way that he would soon have his junk assaulted by Tomek's eager mouth.

He could still faintly hear Muse playing in the darkness, but the song had moved onto a live version of Undisclosed Desires, where Matthew Bellamy puts down his guitar and spends more of his time with his fans in the audience.

As his limbs brushed against 500-thread count satin velvet sheets, Cody realized that he was in Tomek's custom-made solid Polish oak bed. Somebody must have gently placed him there while unconscious, and although he had no memory of the event, Cody appreciated the tender way in which he had been tucked in, stripped of his clothes, and given a full body shave rubbed down with white rose petals.

Suddenly the sound of freshly moistened lips smacking together rang from the darkness, and a shadow approached the bedside - it was Tomek, and he was carrying the glow in the dark lotion sampler given to him by President Obama, a personal friend.

"I see you're already hard," winked Tomek. "Good. You'll be needing that."

CREATE YOUR OWN VERY SEXY RPC SHIPPING SOAP OPERA!
First, pick up 10 members and put them in a random order in this list. Then replace their respective numbers in the fic with their names and pick their gender too. DON'T LOOK AT THE FIC BEFORE PUTTING THE NAMES HERE, OTHERWISE IT'S NOT FUN!

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Done? All right, let's get started.

THE ESSENCE OF RPC
Once upon a time in the wonderful land of Rayman Pirate Community, 10 was wandering in the forest with 2, his /her best friend. Today 10 wanted to confess 2 how much he/she loved him/her. "2... your eyes are so beautiful." 10 complimented. 2 immediately knew that 10 was in love with him/her. "I'm... I'm so sorry, 10, but I forgot to tell you that... that I'm engaged to 5. So fuck off." 2 said and left 10 cry crocodile tears in the forest. That was, until 6 and 8 appeared. "10? Why are you crying?" 6 asked. "I was in love with 2... but he/she was in love with my arch-nemesis 5." 10 cried. 6 and 8 walked to comfort him/her. "Thanks, you guys." 10 said and smiled. "We should get to know each other a little more."
2 didn't give a damn that he/she had just dumped 10. 2 and 5 were planning their wedding. "Who should we invite?" 5 asked. "Definitely my parents 7 and 1." 2 said. "They're very proud that together they produced a very beautiful son/daughter." he/she added. "I think we should invite 4 and his/her wife/husband 3." 5 stated. "But not 10, 6 and 8. They're douchebags." 2 said. 5 agreed with him/her. Soon 5 saw his/her friend 9. "Um... 2, I hope you don't mind if I leave for a minute." 5 whispered to 2. "I don't mind." 2 said, smiled and kissed 5's cheek. 5 ran to 9, took 9's hand before 2 would notice anything and behind a tree they passionately kissed, not letting anyone know about it.
10, 6 and 8 were having a great time together. "10, can we tell you a secret?" 6 asked in a shy tone. "Sure!" 10 said. "8 is secretly my boy/girlfriend." 6 confessed. He/she and 8 both blushed and held hands. "Aww, that's cute." 10 congratulated. "But remember, 10, don't. Tell. Anyone." 8 said, suddenly having an angry tone in his/her voice. "I won't!" 10 promised. 6 was very impressed by everything 10 had done. 10 was charming, funny and best of all, very good-looking. 6 kept staring at 10. Soon 6 felt like never before... he/she loved 10... and he/she had to go to the bathroom...
TO BE CONTINUED.