Would You Rather... ?

[Adsolution]

Five metre-long arms ffs. That would be so ridiculously useful.

Would you rather have a buffalo take a diarrhoea-dump in your ear, or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and then down it with beer?

[technology4617]

This thread. By your logic, this topic shouldn't exist, as this topic is basically the same thing as the This or That thread, except the This or That thread is meant for short, snappy stuff (e.g. "Lettuce or Cabbage?"). The only way this topic is even justifiable without seeming redundant, is if we use it for the same thing, only with more detailed questions and answers, that may sometimes require some elaboration. Such was the case with my question. Also, This or That seems better for things that are obviously comparable, such as comparing two villains, due to the topic's name. This doesn't work with Bowser and Rosalina (keeping in mind I wasn't asking what people's favourite character of the two was), who have completely different purposes in the Mario franchise, and can't really be compared. "This or That" also implies that there should only be two items in question, where as I went on to have a little bonus question.

You seem not to understand to the difference between verbs and nouns. Contrary to the This or That thread, a simple game that asks which noun you choose, this thread involves choosing a certain action, or verb, what you would rather DO. Perhaps if you worded your question differently, it would have belonged here more, but let's drop this, because, let's face it: who gives a fuck anyway?

Also, even if my question is short and snappy, people may still want to give an answer with some elaboration. A prime example being my answer to the "Claws or Fangs?" question. You're not really supposed to do this in the "This or That" topic, from my experience.

In that case, it would have made more sense to put it in the off-topic thread, where you can ask a legitimate question requiring a detailed response. But it doesn't really matter, I suppose. I was just pointing out a small flaw with your post.

A buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear, as it would probably be easy to clean out. But god.

Would you rather own a pet xenomorph or Godzilla?

[Hunchman801]

Five metre-long arms ffs. That would be so ridiculously useful.

But you couldn't even drive a car or fit in most rooms, as even folded they'd take a huge amount of space! Not saying I'd prefer the pig's head though.

Would you rather own a pet xenomorph or Godzilla?

I'd go for the xenomorph, takes less space.

Would you rather kill a stranger and become a billionaire or refuse to kill that person and live in poverty?

[sonicbrawler182]

The latter. No real way to elaborate on my decision, though, that's just what I'd rather.

The former, as all I really have to do is wash it off. Might use a power hose, though, to be safe! Wouldn't be pleasant, but easier than the latter, to me.

Would you rather lose your sense of taste or sense of smell (just to clarify, the former only implies you can't taste food. You can still eat it as normal. It also means you might be willing to eat things you normally wouldn't, as there is no bad taste)?

this thread involves choosing a certain action, or verb, what you would rather DO.

Topic title says "Would You Rather?", not "What Would You Rather Do?". "Would You Rather?" can be used with nouns (e.g "Would you rather a dog or a cat?"). If you strictly want us to ask about actions, change the topic title.

[technology4617]

Topic title says "Would You Rather?", not "What Would You Rather Do?". "Would You Rather?" can be used with nouns (e.g "Would you rather a dog or a cat?"). If you strictly want us to ask about actions, change the topic title.

No, you can't... ?

Also, the CLASSIC name of this game is "Would You Rather...?" not "Would You Rather Do... ?" hence why I named this topic so.

[incognito]

Adapt your thread then

[Hunchman801]

I'd rather lose my sense of smell. Could even come in handy on the tube.

Would you rather become vegetarian or cut off one of your fingers (you can't have it back)?

[Imco]

cut off one of my fingers, and as I'm not vegetarian, I'd probably cook it.

...shoot Hunchman801 or Adsolution?

[Sny]

... adsoltuin because i threw a coin and got the number.

would you rather have lots of warts or fart confetti every ten minutes? (partyhorn-sound included)

[Snagglebee]

fart confetti, because fart jokes

Would you rather be a lonely but super intelligent guy or a social dump guy ?

[Sny]

i'm already intelligent and lonely so i just could stay with that

would you rather have a hand made of a giant marsh mallow or a knee made of chewing gum?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Marshmallow, pls.

Would you rather murder another individual or kill yourself.

[sonicbrawler182]

Unless I was dealing with a person who was threatening the lives of many, the latter.

Would you rather watch an anime about a 15 year old girl trying to get laid, or a typical action anime like Naruto or Dragonball Z?

[Dark Lum Lord]

Eh, I'll go with the former, assuming it's of the comedy variety. If not, latter.

Would you rather marry someone you hate or kill someone you love.

/obvious answer is obvious

[Hunchman801]

I'd rather marry someone I hate, getting a divorce is probably going to be easier than resuscitating someone.

Would you rather be extremely rich but no Rayman games will ever come out, or stay the way you are and enjoy a nice Rayman 4 some day?

[Sny]

enjoy the rayman 4~

would you rather play violin or harp?

[Master]

Violin.

Would you rather delete or exterminate?

[Sny]

delete ...doesn't sound as cruel as exterminate

would you rather spit fire or create plants?

[Master]

Create plants.

Would you rather airbend or earthbend?

[Sny]

airbend

would you rather have a flying giant bison or a fast running fluffy beast without eyes?