The Orbital Laser 5000, Outer Space
Ten minutes before the Prison Ship was about to dock with the Orbital Laser, a discovery was made onboard the ship. It was the Salesman. He had been hiding inside one of the prison cells, but the Moskitos’ careful searching had found him.
He was dragged into the cockpit and dropped onto the floor at Lachimax’s feet.
“Who is he?” Rayman asked.
“He represents Evil Genius Inc.,” answered Razorbeard. “Remember the Grolgoth? You’re looking at the very person who sold it to me.”
Lachimax looked at the Salesman with disgust. “You are a traitor to your own planet, you know that?”
“I’m just trying to make an honest living…” started the Salesman.
“Yeah!? Well your honest living almost cost me my life!” interrupted Rayman. “And it could be about to be the destruction of thousands more. What is that satellite, you… you… salesman!? We know that you know.”
The Salesman, crushed and dejected, answered: “That is the Orbital Laser 5000, copyright Evil Genius Inc. Its lowest setting is able to melt through rocks within seconds. Its highest setting is potent enough to destroy an entire planet.”
“And you gave it to the Robo-Pirates. You idiot!”
Razorbeard cut in. “Listen. That Laser might be useful to us.”
“How could it possibly be useful to us, Pirate?” challenged Christian.
“Do you know where the Robo-Pirates come from?” asked Razorbeard to the room at large. When everybody shook their heads, Razorbeard continued: “No. I thought not. The Pirates were originally built as mechanical soldiers by a race called the Rachara. They were programmed to think, to be smart.
“They made one special Robo-Pirate, an even smarter one, who was programmed to be a commander, to further the future of the Pirates by any means necessary.
“This one Robo-Pirate became the undoing of the Rachara. He commanded the Pirates to destroy them. Thus began the Robot Empire.
“The planet Rachara remains the heart and centre of the Robot Empire to this day. From a city in the very core of the planet, the same High Commander that ordered the destruction of the Rachara, directs our every movement, our every improvement. Destroy him, and the entire Empire will creak to a halt.”
“But… how are we supposed to get into the core of the Robo-Pirate home world?” asked Rayman.
“Don’t you see? We don’t have to. We have an Orbital Laser!”
“I don’t like it,” said Christian. “Why are you so keen to destroy your own home world?”
“I cannot go back to Rachara now. I have two counts of High Treason, for which the penalty is death. It’s better for me if the entire Empire is destroyed.”
Lachimax nodded. “Good enough for me. Let’s do it!”
Inside the Orbital Laser, a mechanical voice rang out throughout the corridors. “Prison Ship 05916 to dock with Docking Port 5. Cargo is one triple Z lava battery.”
Steelwill’s assistant marched towards the docking port, two Henchman 5000 at his back. He approached the airlock, waiting.
“Prison Ship 05916 has docked.”
The airlock hatch slid open.
Inside was Admiral Razorbeard.
He was holding a gun.
He fired three shots: Each one hit a separate Robo-Pirate in the chest, before they even had time to process the fact that it was an enemy inside the airlock.
Razorbeard stepped out of the airlock, followed by Rayman, Christian, Ly, Mr. Dark, Lachimax and Clark, who was a very tight squeeze.
They were on board.
A security camera saw the whole thing. It relayed its information back to a screen in a security office, where a Robo-Pirate saw everything as well. That Pirate pressed a button.
Sirens started screeching, and red lights started flashing.
“Red alert. Red alert. Enemy in satellite. Repeat. Enemy has breached the satellite.”
Lachimax grinned. “This is where the fun begins.”
A squad of Knaaren, “led” by Gumsi (who was actually in the middle of them), marched out of the Prison Ship, onto the Laser. They formed a ring around the other people, and held their arms forward. In their hands appeared round, colourful shields of energy.
Henchmen marched towards them, lifting their guns, and peppering the Knaaren with constant laserfire. The shields held. These were the shields, after all, which made Teensies believe they were invincible.
The ring separated, just for a second, to let Rayman and Christian out. They charged forwards, into the masses of Henchman. The ring separated again, to allow Clark, Mr. Dark and Lachimax into the fray.
Out of the airlock came the entire assembled Crossroads of Dreams Elite Fighting Squad, including Bucket. They surged forward to join their Captain. Together, they, Rayman, Christian, Clark and Mr. Dark made their way gradually forward through the ranks of Pirates.
Steelwill’s Flagship, The Orbital Laser 5000
Commander Steelwill heard the alarm. He knew what was going on. There could only be one person behind it.
Razorbeard.
Steelwill rose from his chair and emerged from his shadows. He was ready for battle.
Corridor 1587, The Orbital Laser 5000
Rayman punched the head off a Robo-Pirate, then span around and delivered a fierce blow to another’s chest, throwing it back, where Lachimax finished the job, impaling it on his spear. Christian was melting a Pirate with his Form Baton, using it as a flamethrower. Mr. Dark had a Pirate by the neck, even though he wasn’t actually touching it.
The battle carried on.
Commander Steelwill emerged from the airlock connected to his ship. The faint sounds of battle floated down the hallway to greet him. He walked towards them.
Rayman saw Steelwill walking towards the battle. Steelwill was very tall, taller than Lachimax. He had a head like Razorbeard’s, only smaller relative to his body. His feet were claws. His chest was covered by thick armour. The most noticeable part of him, though, was not his height, or even the ominous air he seemed to carry around with him. It was the fact that he had four arms.
Each arm had a different attachment. One arm had a sword at the end. Another arm had a hook. Yet another arm had a mechanical hand on it. And the last hand had a laser gun, with a nasty looking rocket attachment above it.

Rayman tried to move towards him, but was blocked by a Pirate. It shot at his head, and he rolled to the ground, bringing his foot around to trip it over. It fell to the ground with a heavy thud. Rayman finished it off with a punch to the head. He looked around for Steelwill. He saw where Steelwill was going, and ran to block him off.
He was not quick enough.
Commander Steelwill waded through the battle, slashing and shooting. He sliced the head off of a Moskito, spraying green blood everywhere. He stabbed a Knaaren through the heart, proving that they weren’t so invincible after all.
Steelwill grabbed an enemy by the neck with his hand, ignoring its shrieks. He scanned it once with his red optical sensors, taking in everything, from the purple and yellow stripes, to the ant-like abdomen, to the green lips. He analysed its DNA, and found that it was a type of fairy. All of this took exactly two nanoseconds.
“Let her go!” screamed a voice to Steelwill’s left. He turned his head towards the sound. It was the enemy that Razorbeard had talked of before he escaped, running towards him.
Steelwill felt a hot pain in his hip. The fairy had shoved a fireball into his side!
He brought his laser up to the fairy’s head, relishing the sheer terror on its face. He fired one shot, straight into the fairy’s head.
Rayman watched in horror as Ly’s limp body fell to the ground.
“NO! YOU BASTARD!” he shrieked, charging forward ever faster.
Steelwill chuckled, melting into the battle, quickly losing himself amongst the chaos.
Rayman, filled with grief, hate and sheer fury, charged after him, bowling Henchmen over, completely ignoring the pain as a Pirate’s hook cut his hand. He could see nothing but Steelwill, feel nothing but his raging emotions. His vision was clouded over with red.
He chased Steelwill down the many corridors of the Orbital Laser, leaving a trail of destruction behind him, until they had left the battle far behind.
Steelwill entered a doorway that headed away from the corridor they were on. Rayman followed, hot on his heels.
They had entered a huge room, so big that Rayman couldn’t see the ceiling. It was full of tall towers and platforms and walkways, all joined together above the ground.
Which was covered in molten lava.
Steelwill ran backwards up one of the walkways, firing continuously at Rayman. Rayman charged after him, dodging and weaving on the narrow walkway. Steelwill fired a rocket from his wrist, only not at Rayman. He aimed for the base of an immense tower, which promptly collapsed, smashing through the walkway that they were on, and separating the two enemies. Rayman jumped off the walkway just as it began to collapse, onto a nearby platform. Steelwill did the same, somersaulting onto a platform that was jutting out of a tower, just above Rayman’s platform. Rayman leapt up as high as he could, grabbing onto the edge of Steelwill’s platform and hauling himself up. He launched a fist into Steelwill’s chest, which didn’t seem to have any effect. Steelwill sliced at him with his sword. It passed harmlessly through the gap where Rayman’s neck would have been if he’d had one. Steelwill grabbed Rayman’s fist with his metal hand, twisting it around.
The battle continued.
The Green Lum is a very rare species of lum. The only time when it was ever remotely common was when the Heart of the World was destroyed, throwing the cosmic balance off and causing creatures to breed that aren’t supposed to. The Green Lum was one of these creatures. When the Heart was repaired, the lums stopped breeding and retreated back to their hiding places at the edges of civilisation.
The Green Lum has possibly the most potent powers of any lum. It is the only living thing, including Polokus, that can resurrect living things from death.
It was sheer chance that the Pirates had stumbled across one in the Fairy Glade. It was even luckier that they happened to put it aboard the Prison Ship that the Rebellion had captured. It was this Green Lum that hovered through the battle, dodging laser blasts that would have been painful even to it. It came across the body of a fairy, lying on the ground, trodden carelessly on by Pirates and Rebellion alike. It hovered down next to the fairy’s head and began to work its magic.
Steelwill and Rayman continued to fight inside the lava chamber. They were on an elevator together, trying to destroy each other. Steelwill swiped at Rayman with his hook, scratching his cheek. Rayman retaliated by grabbing the hook and, with the power of raw fury, ripping it clean off. Steelwill looked down at it in disbelief. That’s when Rayman cannoned into him, knocking him backwards off the edge of the platform. They fell together, straight down. Rayman’s hair strained to slow his fall, but Steelwill grabbed his foot. Rayman felt a sharp pain in said foot, and then it was gone. His foot had been pulled off. He watched Steelwill’s metal body fall into the lava below. He hovered down after him, his fury dissipating now that the job was done, leaving behind an uncontrollable sense of loss. Rayman sobbed. He landed on a walkway that was just above the lava. There was his foot, completely intact. It hopped over to him and reattached itself.
Rayman sat down and cried uncontrollably.
Don’t cry, Rayman.
Rayman looked up, startled. It couldn’t be…
It was. Ly hovered down to him, her legs crossed, a Green Lum hovering at her shoulder. She landed lightly next to Rayman, and Rayman stood up. They embraced, hugging each other tightly.
Behind them, the lava bubbled. Something began to emerge.
The walking shell trotted towards the entrance of the lava chamber, following the scent of its master. It walked into the door, and beheld the vast room. It looked down, and saw its master near the floor, hugging Ly. It also saw the tall Robo-Pirate that was emerging from the molten rock. It knew what it had to do. Its master’s life was its priority. It jumped off the edge of the platform and fired its boosters, aiming for Commander Steelwill’s back.
Lava dripped down Steelwill’s side as he climbed onto the metal walkway. He lifted his sword, ready to destroy this annoying couple.
The last thing he ever felt was the explosion of a walking shell colliding with his back.
Ly and Rayman jumped back as Steelwill collapsed onto the walkway in front of them. For a moment they were speechless. Then they laughed with relief. The shell had saved them.
Outside, the battle was nearing its end. CODEFS had taken control of the security centre, and with it the Automated Defence System. They swiftly reprogrammed it to fire only at Robo-Pirates. It made short work of them. They now had complete control of the Laser.
Rayman and Ly joined them at the bridge as The Salesman typed in the co-ordinates for Rachara. “This satellite is equipped with a time-space disruptor,” he explained to Lachimax. “Which means we can get straight to Rachara without years and years of space travel.”
“Good. Let’s get going, then.”
The Salesman pulled back a switch with the label “Safety” above it. Then he pressed a big, red button.
On the outside of the Laser, a huge metal door slid open slowly, silently. Inside, complex machinery came to life.
For almost a minute, nothing happened. Then, quite suddenly, a huge, pure white beam of light erupted from the trapdoor, lighting up space for miles around. The people aboard the Laser were protected from being blinded by the tinted radiation filter over the bridge.
The beam stopped, as suddenly as it had begun. Then, just in front of the Laser, something began to happen.
A rip in the space-time continuum is a thing that is very hard to describe. How to tell of a door opening in the very fabric of reality? How to describe the swirling vortex consisting of every colour imaginable, and some colours that have never been seen on planet Earth, let alone imagined?
Let’s just say that the Laser fell into the rip, taking everybody onboard with it. For ten of the most exciting seconds of Rayman’s life, the satellite was outside the universe itself, floating through the Void. Then, the rollercoaster was over, and they were in space again. Through the viewing window, the people onboard the Laser could see another planet below them. It was completely grey, devoid of life. It was almost completely covered with city. The only places not inhabited by huge, metal buildings were barren deserts. Rayman doubted that there was even any air on the surface.
But, in place of life, there were machines. Huge mechanical monsters roamed the deserts, working on roads across the plains. The cities were literally swarming with Robo-Pirates. And, above the planet, just below the level of the Laser, were the Pirate ships. There was a constant traffic of them to and from the planet. Warships, Megawarships, Prison Ships, Flagships. They were amazing to watch.
Two warships broke off from the swarm, heading towards the Laser. A speaker inside the Laser suddenly uttered a burst of static, and then the voice of a Robo-Pirate.
“Stop! Please do not proceed! You are violating Robo-Pirate airspace…”
The voice was silenced by the Laser’s starboard guns, firing at the warships.
The Salesman typed a command into the keyboard in front of him. An answer flashed onto the screen. “Password Accepted. Begin firing?”
The Salesman’s answer was yes.
“Laser Strength?”
The Salesman’s answer was “Full Power.”
In the very middle of the satellite, a huge satellite dish poked forward. Its tip began to glow. Inside, the Rebellion watched in anticipation, some of them almost faint at the thought of destroying an entire planet.
The largest, strongest laser beam ever fired in this galaxy shot out from the dish, and for a moment time seemed to stand still. The laser beam made no sound during its speed-of-light journey to the planet below, as there is no air in space for the sound to travel on. Its collision with the planet was also silent, as there was also no atmosphere on Rachara. The laser beam continued straight through the planet Rachara, coming straight out the other side. Leaving a hole through the core. Around that hole, the entire planet began to crumble. Cities collapsed. Pirates fell. And, in the centre of the planet, the High Commander was blown to a million pieces.
The Robo-Pirate Empire had been stopped in its tracks. And with it, the last remnants of a civilization spanning 100,000 years were destroyed
Outer Space, Near Polokus’s World
The Orbital Laser 5000 emerged from the Void, its job done. Inside, what had once been the Rebellion celebrated.
Inside the bridge, the leaders of the once-Rebellion patted each other on the back. They cheered happily, their jubilation full of life.
Except for Razorbeard.
Admiral Razorbeard made his way quietly towards the door. He slipped quietly past Rayman and Ly, who were kissing. He got to the door, and began to open it.
“You’re not going anywhere, Razorbeard.”
Razorbeard turned around. It was Mr. Dark.
“I believe you are mistaken, my dark friend,” replied Razorbeard, drawing a gun from a holster on his back. “If you try to stop me, you can say good-bye to your head.”
Mr. Dark lunged forward. Razorbeard fired. The shot rang out throughout the bridge. The talking stopped.
Mr. Dark was clutching his blood-soaked hand.
Razorbeard was gone.
“Stop him!” yelled Rayman, running after him.
He was too late. Just like Steelwill had been, back in the Flagship.
All it takes to depopulate an entire planet is an egg. A single leathery egg.
Tarayzan was wandering around the corridors of the Orbital Laser. He was amazed by how absolutely huge it was. Such a thing. And yet, it had a dark side. It was nothing like the jungles back home. Everything was metal, artificial. It felt almost like the walls were closing in.
Without realising it, Tarayzan wandered into the place where Razorbeard had docked his warship. All of a sudden, he found himself inside the wooden walls of a warship. In front of him was one of Razorbeard’s Henchmen.
“You cannot be here!” the ex-Pirate said. “This is Admiral Razorbeard’s ship!”
Tarayzan ran. But not out of the warship. Further inside, he ran, pursued by the Henchman.
He reached a metal door. He opened it, and ran inside.
He found himself sharing a room with row upon row of round, leathery objects. A thin layer of mist covered them.

The top of the nearest one to Tarayzan opened, like some sort of trapdoor. He turned around, and found the door behind him closed. Through a window in the wall, he could see Razorbeard. Watching and laughing evilly.
Tarayzan turned around again. Something was moving inside the open egg. He peered inside.
A spider-like creature leapt out, propelled by its strong tail. In the split second before it attached itself to Tarayzan’s face, he saw what it looked like.
Eight legs. Two external lungs. One long tail.
Facehugger.
One egg. That’s all it takes.
THE END!
To be continued in the upcoming fanfic:
Alien vs. Rayman!
The Orbital Laser 5000, Outer Space