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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:41 pm
by The Jonster
The same reason given above is how Rayman lost his third strand of strawberry blonde hair.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:42 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Steo wrote:Someone pressed the print button but the ink was low so Rayman came out with no arms or legs and they just rolled with it

That's supposed to be a theory, not actual facts
Rayman is Nitro Rad after being turned into a video game character.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:42 pm
by Steo
Globox fell out of a tree.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:43 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman is made out of plums and strawberries

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:44 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Ubisoft is secretly watching the RPC and delays Rayman 4 by 1 extra year every time someone jokes or complains about Rayman 4 not being released.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:46 pm
by The Jonster
This is actually RaymanZone, they just changed the name

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:48 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman 3D is glitched beyond belief, because the game is based off Bubsy 3D.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:49 pm
by Steo
Everyone liked RaymanZone.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:51 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman DS is the most fun Rayman game to play.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:53 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman 3DS is so much worse than Rayman DS
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:54 pm
by Eparcyl
Rayman takes showers before his parents forces him to do it.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:54 pm
by Lil_DRE
Rayman is the father of Betilla and is the eldest son of the magician
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:03 pm
by Steo
Rayman brushes his teeth on his own free will
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:05 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman enjoys life and doesn't complain about it.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:05 pm
by Steo
Rayman doesn't correct simple errors that are good enough for people to understand.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:09 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman doesn't criticize people on their English.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:10 pm
by Steo
Rayman isn't arrogant and self centered.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:12 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman is cool with jokes.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:16 pm
by Steo
Rayman doesn't mind his name being highlighted because he's a legend!
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:17 pm
by The Jonster
The Bog of Murk is life.