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Rayman : .......maybe
Indiana Jones rabbid : SHAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAP
Rayman : will you go away now?
Globox : m3 1sh g4ngst4 n0w
Mr Dark : why the fuck are you gangsta?
Globox : 1 dunn0
Razorbeard :shut up you and gimme pizza
Globox : 0k3y d0k3y th3n
Dark Rayman : why are you such a meanie?

Peter Griffin: What's wrong with you?
Dark Rayman: How should i know?
The Great Mighty Poo: You better watch out, or i'll take your head and ram it up my butt!
Dark Rayman: Your butt?
The Great Mighty Poo: My butt!
Dark Rayman: Your butt!?
TGMP: That's right, my butt!
Dark Rayman: Ew!
TGMP: MY BUTT!!
Dark Rayman: ARGH!
TGMP: MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!!!!
*Glass breaks*
TGMP: ...Or do you prefer 'ASS'??
Dark Rayman: None of them please!
Ly: Okay, i'm outta this madhouse!
*Leaves*

Will i stop doing this at the end of every chapter?
Will my car explode?
Will i get a car?
Who knows!?

2 b continued......................

Rayman : no!!! Ly stay plz?!!!!!!
Ly : NO YOU ARE ALL INSANE PEOPLES!!!!!
Not insane girl : even me?
Ly : yes even you
Not insane girl : AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW D:
Rayman : who are you anyway?
Not insane girl : Serza why?
Rayman : watcha doing here?
Serza : i dunno, this ish a stupid fanfic, not enough emos
Dark Rayman : YAY EMO PERSON 8D
Serza : O.o *cements Ly to ground and leaves fanfic*
Ly : HEY! Dx

Globox : I made a working Xbox myself ! Someone feel like playing Rayman M ?
Rayman : Didn't i defeat you enough those days...
Indiana Jones Rabbid : SHAAAAAAAADAP, i will kick your but's !
Indiana Jones Rabbid : Play's Wii
Rayman : This is a Xbox -_-.
Indiana Jones Rabbid : SHAAAAAAAAADAP ¨
Indiana Jones Rabbid : Play's DS
Mario : This isn't a Nintendo DS, it is a Xbox-a
Indiana Jones Rabbid : DAAAAAAAAAAHH

Will indiana jones rabbid defeat Rayman and Globox ?
Will mario meet his friends ?
Will Razorbeard get a car ?

Find it out in the next episode !

Indiana Jones Rabbid : *eats xbox controllers*
Rayman : O.o WTF? we cant play da xbox without da controllers D:
Everyone : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Indiana Jones Rabbid : SHADAAAAAAP
Serza : O.o i has xbox controllers o.o
Everyone : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Rayman : lets play!
Serza : everyone cant play O.o
Everyone : AAAAAAAAAAAW
Indiana Jones Rabbid : SHADAP
Rayman : k who wants ta play?
Everyone : MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rayman : -.-"

Josh wrote:Will Razorbeard get a car?

Find out now!

Razorbeard: Will i get a car?
King Kong: NO!
Razorbeard: DAMN IT!!

Meanwhile...

Rayman: Okay, we have to solve this.
Wario: How?
Rayman: There's only one way to do it!
*Goes to the shop*
Rayman: I wanna buy 200 Xbox controllers.
Shopkeeper: WHAT!? You wannit'?
Rayman: Yes.
Shopkeeper: Bombs! You wannit'?
Rayman: No, i just want the controllers!
Shopkeeper: It's yours my friend.
Rayman: NO, I DON'T WANT YOUR BOMBS!!
Shopkeeper: ...
Rayman: ...
Shopkeeper: ...
Rayman: ... Well...?
Shopkeeper: Bombs! You wannit'?
Rayman: AAAAAARRRRGH!!! *Takes bazooka, and blows up the whole shit!*
Shopkeeper: Wombs?

Will Rayman calm down?
Find out later.

2 b continued...........................

Rayman : i go to other shop -.-"
Shopkeeper : NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rayman : *leaves shop and goes to shop next door called "the better store than the one next to moi"*
"Better" Shopkeeper : hello! how can i help you!
Rayman : i need 200 xbox controllers
"Better" Shopkeeper : bombs?
Rayman : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Better" Shopkeeper : just kidding here ya go *gives Rayman controllers*
Rayman : thanks *gives "Better" Shopkeeper money*
"Better" Shopkeeper : heres yer FREE BOMBS!!!!!

Rayman: F**k you!
"Better" shopkeeper: Eat my bombs. They're tasty!
Rayman: Enough! *runs away*
"Better" shopkeeper: YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!!!

*Rayman returns*

Rayman: Here i am!
Murfy: Good news! We found 200 Xbox controllers downstairs.
Rayman: G....ggg....ggggghmpf..... iArghiooooooooo............ eee AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAAAAAAA!!!!!
Murfy: o_0
Peter Griffin: WTF!?
Wario: We better run...

Will anyone survive this madness?
Of course!

2 b continued...

Rayman : ok then O.e lets play O.e
Murfy : Rayman, u need some, CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
Rayman : YAY CHEEZ 8D *eats cheez*
Murfy : all right what are we playing?
Rayman : what games do we have?
Murfy : lets see ...... WE HAVE NO GAMES!!!!!! O.e
Everyone : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rayman : i thought we have...
Murfy : yeah but its not here
Indiana Jones Rabbid : SHADAP
Peter Griffins : *burp*
*everyone looks at Peter*
Peter Griffins : what r ye all looking at

Peter: Hey, we can't play RM on the Xbox! Only Rayman Arena is on the Xbox!
Rayman: Let's get a PS3!
Peter: But it's not backwards compatible with PS2 games, is it?
Rayman: The 60 GB model is!
Globox: *makes a 60 GB PS3*
Rayman: *buys PS2 version of RM*
Peter: *plays RM on PS3*

Will Peter Griffin get a car...?

TO BE CONTINUED...

Rayman : wait a min, how many PS3 controllers do we have?
Murfy : um.....1
Everyone : OH KNOES!!!!!!
Peter Griffin : well tough shit im playing
Rayman : *kicks Peters ass*
Peter Griffin : AAAAA
Rayman : alrighty then, we need more PS3 controllers *looks at "the better store than the one next to moi"* uh oh

then some PS3 controllers fell out of no where and knocked everyone unconsoise and Jesus had to come from heaven to smash all the controllers with a giant sword

Wario : Why did you smash all the PS3 controllers ?
Jesus : I was bored
Rayman : The Wii kicks ass anyway
Globox : *Makes Wii*
Jesus : Cool
Rayman : You're so going to lose against me in Rayman M !
Jesus : We'll see about that, limbless brother

Will Jesus defeat Rayman
Will Razorbeard get a fake ID
Will Wario be able to cross his fingers

2 b continued...

Rayman: HA! I won!
Jesus: YOU HAVE PROVOKED THE WRATH OF GOD..........!!! Wanna play again?
Rayman: YAY!
Wario: WAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Polokus: What the f...!!? Jesus? What are you doing in this world?
Jesus: Eh... i'm on vacation.
Polokus: Nice try, young man! Your dad has called me, and he is very worried! You're going home!
Jesus: Aww, can't i just play one more time?
Polokus: Hmm... okay. But ONLY if you let me play too.
Jesus: Okalidokalidoo!
Polokus: Why do you sound like Ned Flanders?
Jesus: Because he is my number one fan.

Will Jesus ever get home?
Will Rayman ever stop playing Wii?
Will anyone ever come up with an original idea for a fanfic, instead of this random shit!?

Find out after the commercial break.

Homer Simpson : I'll show you
Brainox : Playing with TNT is fun
Razorbeard : Hey everybody, who's up for driving in my brand new car while drinking oil beer
Rayman : You don't even have a ID !
Razorbeard : I have a fake ID since a minute ago you know
Mario : BROWsER IS ATTACKING !
Browser : No i'm not, i just wan't some pizza !
André : Shut up you stupid toad !
Brainox : the TNT exploded
Wario : NOT THE TNT !!!
Ly : This is starting to get on my nevers
Rayman : Relax, even the talking smiley is relaxing
Ly : You wen't crazy, there is only a talking peanut
Hoodlum : I did it ! i did it : i counted up to 2 !!!
Ned flanders : congratulations
Homer Simpson : Shut up
Moe Szyslak : is there still room in this fanfic ?
Indiana Jones Rabbid : MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAYBE
Talking Peanut : get out of here !
Barney : *Burps*
Homer Simpson : hmmm... pie
Globox : did you see that Rayman, i almost wasn't scared
André : yeah, and you almost didn't wet yourself YOU DISGUST ME !
Polokus : Time to party
Jesus : *Start's deejaying*

2 b continued...

Serza : I do notz believe in Jesus. D:
Jesus : O: Why do you not believe?
Serza : I only belive in Polokus.
Jesus : Oh really? If you don't believe in me then why am i here?
Serza : Because this ain't real.
Everyone : *GASP*
Serza : Yep, Serza knows all, this isn't really happening.
RayRay : *kicks Serza's ass*
Everyone : YAAAAAAAAAY!
RayRay : Wait, aren't I Serza?
Globox : Maybe
Indiana Jones Rabbid : SHADAP!!!!!!
Globox : You SHADAP!
RayRay : No you SHADAP!
Everyone : NO YOU SHADAP!!!!!!!!

Indiana Jones Rabbid : DAAAAAAHH
Rayman : *Shoot's plunger while playing Rayman M*
Jesus : This lasanga is great
Mario : I miss that bullet dog from back in Mario 64
Everyone : Oooooohhhh
Mario 64 dog : Hey everybody
Dr. Nick : That's my text !

Everyone : Hey Dr... uh Mario 64 Dog
Dr Nick : YOU STOLE MY LINE YOU BITCH *kills Mario 64 dog*
Everyone : NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dr Nick : Bye bye dead doggy
Mario 64 dog : Bye Dr Nick *dies*

Jesus : *Let's the dog live*
Everyone : YEY !
Ned Flanders : Prase the lord !
Homer Simpson : Aloha
Rayman : Cool, now we are all in hawai !!!
RayRay : The Xbox is *broken*
Globox : Burps out cheese
Globox : Mr. mcflufbunny !!!

Mr Mcfluffbunny : You disgust me D:<
Globox : How?
Mr Mcfluffbunny : You wet yourself!!!!
Globox : Stop emberassing me!!! D:
Rayman : SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!! I've had enough of this, your all driving me insane! I'M LEAVING THIS FANFIC, FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Is this the end?
Am i starting to ask random questions at the end of my posts here?
RayRay: Maybe *nods*