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Re: God...

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:58 pm
by El Dango
"Ye shall not walk the plank, matey."

Re: God...

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:28 pm
by Tobbe
Joshua822 wrote:(The bible states) "Ye shall not kill "
Deuteronomy 13:8-9 wrote:Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
The Bible is full of stuff like this.

EDIT: This one is even worse:
Isaiah 13:15-16 wrote:Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword. Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.

Re: God...

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:32 pm
by spiraldoor
Joshua822 wrote:" Ye shall not judge" and " Ye shall not kill "
That's completely contradictory to many things the Bible says.
Shawn wrote:Nope, cause it never happened. (not in the context Spiral portrays it anyway.)

Well, you'll all see once you're dead.
Certainly not. When you die it's probably the end of your consciousness. That is why I am going to live forever. :mrgreen:

If I can. :mefiant:

Re: God...

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:07 pm
by Xenon
Those Bible extracts sound more like quotes from sadistic Shakespeare plays.

Re: God...

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:24 pm
by El Dango
Or random pirate talk.

Re: God...

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:04 pm
by spiraldoor
Aye...

...aye...

Re: God...

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:44 pm
by Joshua822
Arrr aye be my word matey I4LL KILLHAUWL YE !!!!

I'm shutting up about the bible tough. I don"t know all those exact peragraphs and i am not going to waste my time reading 10 books about the same thing.

But i wan't to ask you thiss, who said that God said that ? The isralists where walking trough the desert for a very long time and they finally wanted good land. Then a war is likely to happen, not that's a good thing tough...

Re: God...

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:03 pm
by spiraldoor
Joshua822 wrote:But i wan't to ask you thiss, who said that God said that ?
If God didn't say that, that means the Bibe is untrue.
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Re: God...

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:38 pm
by Tobbe
Joshua822 wrote: But i wan't to ask you thiss, who said that God said that ?
That's not really relevant, is it? God didn't say that anyway. Whoever wrote that passage in the Bible did. The point is that there are passages in the Bible telling Christians to kill other people's children and rape their wives.
Richard A. Weatherwax wrote:"You do not need the bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented to justify hate."

Re: God...

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:48 pm
by Hunchman801
May I add this to my sig, Tobbe? :mrgreen:

Re: God...

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:56 pm
by Tobbe
Go ahead. :)

Re: God...

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:25 pm
by El Dango
Hunchman801 wrote:May I add this to my sig, Tobbe? :mrgreen:
*And then he used it to replace his sig*

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:25 am
by Jona
And he saw it was fine. :shock:

Re: God...

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:35 pm
by spiraldoor
In Genesis, it says God put his feet up after creating the world :lestfou:

Re: God...

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:16 pm
by El Dango
What does Dreamcast say? :fou:

Re: God...

Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:39 pm
by spiraldoor
Dreamcast says, "...*facepalm*"

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:03 pm
by Joshua822
evant, is it? God didn't say that anyway. Whoever wrote that passage in the Bible did. The point is that there are passages in the Bible telling Christians to kill other people's children and rape their wives.
Then the maniacs where the guys that wrote the bible. And the bible wasn't written by God. So that would prove that God is not a insane maniac. Neither Jezus neither God wrote the bible.

Re: God...

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:43 pm
by Tobbe
Joshua822 wrote:
evant, is it? God didn't say that anyway. Whoever wrote that passage in the Bible did. The point is that there are passages in the Bible telling Christians to kill other people's children and rape their wives.
Then the maniacs where the guys that wrote the bible. And the bible wasn't written by God. So that would prove that God is not a insane maniac.
No, it wouldn't. The only thing this proves or disproves is that society in biblical times was seriously fucked up. And whether God is an insane maniac or not is not relevant here, because he has a large number of believers who will do whatever the "Good" Book tells them to do.

Re: God...

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:35 pm
by Acarr
Zay-el wrote:My opinion is that this world is just a tiny bit too weird to be explained by science only. I actually don't mind the thought of some force(s) governing over us, or the existance of things beyond mortal. As to whether that's God, Buddha, Allah, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that doesn't concern me much. X3
I just want to say that the Buddha is a real person.

Re: God...

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:51 pm
by iHeckler9
Religions I believe in:
Pastafarianism (also invisible pink unicorns)
Christianity
Bhuddism
I've also got my own religion.
Joshua822 wrote:The isralists where walking trough the desert for a very long time
One of them musta snapped! :lololol: