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>Shrek arrives to RPC.
>Shrek starts fucking Frisco.
>Frisco wonders what's going on, he never felt a willy entering his deep anal ways in the past.
>Frisco thinks it feels nice at first, but then he starts having a prolapse and suffers of it.
>Frisco cries loudly, Hunchmanus deducts him one trillion Tings along with LovePédale trheatening him.
>As Shrek liked Frisco's anus much, he starts going after LovePédale and Hunchman.
>Shrek takes Hunchman by his right leg, he inserts it in his anus and much blood come of it.
>The RPC's banner is now painted of Hunchman's blood, his takes his head and starts fucking him in the ear and the explosion of his brain follows it.
>Shrek is now on LovePédale, he joins his dark room during the RD and starts smelling his poopy ass.
>Shrek thinks it stinks and gets angry.
>Shrek takes LovePédale's head, starts punshing it hard, he then takes out of his mouth his tongue.
>Shrek inserts LovePédale's tongue in his own anus, he feels so horny about it he feels like posting it on RPC.
>Shrek then gives Frisco his Tings back and starts fucking him in the ass again.

Shrek 1: GOAT
Shrek 2: great
Shrek 3: good
Shrek 4: ok

Hunchmanus parum phallum habes.

Fifo wrote:>Shrek arrives to RPC.
>Shrek starts fucking Frisco.
>Frisco wonders what's going on, he never felt a willy entering his deep anal ways in the past.
>Frisco thinks it feels nice at first, but then he starts having a prolapse and suffers of it.
>Frisco cries loudly, Hunchmanus deducts him one trillion Tings along with LovePédale trheatening him.
>As Shrek liked Frisco's anus much, he starts going after LovePédale and Hunchman.
>Shrek takes Hunchman by his right leg, he inserts it in his anus and much blood come of it.
>The RPC's banner is now painted of Hunchman's blood, his takes his head and starts fucking him in the ear and the explosion of his brain follows it.
>Shrek is now on LovePédale, he joins his dark room during the RD and starts smelling his poopy ass.
>Shrek thinks it stinks and gets angry.
>Shrek takes LovePédale's head, starts punshing it hard, he then takes out of his mouth his tongue.
>Shrek inserts LovePédale's tongue in his own anus, he feels so horny about it he feels like posting it on RPC.
>Shrek then gives Frisco his Tings back and starts fucking him in the ass again.

Why am I the only one that dies?

Because Harpic is the new owner of RVC anyway, go back amusing our King now.

Who, King Hunchman? I am him!

I meant King Comment ? you jonquille can't be a King with all the drugs problem you have.

Says Harpic Fifo the jonquillest jonquille in Jonquilland? Ha, how I laugh, unjonquilled and impervious to your deceit.

Ffs, I'm not a jonquille! Drugs are bad for you, stop taking them! I'm really worried for you.

To jonquille, or not to jonquille: that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the drugs to suffer-

Please, I want helping you out. Listen to me, Fifo.

Harpic Fifo, if you please.

Hunchmanus, as I'm the normal Harpic now I don't want helping you silly jester with your addiction to drugs.

Sincerely,

Harpic.

You're the addicted jonquille here, Harpic défraîchi.

Stop making up untrue things, drugs are forbidden in my religion.

Harpic jonquillat, illa jonquista.

Hunchmanus jonquillat stinkus, illa jonquista.

Harpic pedes faeces degustavit et grossum Belgius stinkantes.

Harpic illud pulchrum est. Hunchmanus est etiam deformis.

To all my members,

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.