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Guilty. Rayman 2 FTW

Ever thought about how creative some bands' names are? (like The Flaming Lips, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, etc.)

Innocent, I'm not that huge on music personally so that thought never crossed my mind.

Did your dad take you to your garage, call you a moron and beat the living shit out of you with a set of jumper cables?

Proudly innocent.

Ever done something incredible you would've never thought to do in your entire life before?

Innocent.

Ever screamed at a jumpscare?

Pretty innocent. 1/20 of them might make be flinch, but generally no, and I don't think I've ever actually vocalised. I have total resistance to pretty much anything that isn't ultra well-executed psychological horror.

Ever at any point had really short hair as a girl, or really long hair as a guy?

Just before I had mine cut for an interview, hair went over the ears, and was touching the base of my neck. It was long enough that if I brushed it downwards it'd reach past my nose. Don't know if that fulfils the definition of "long" in this instance, but it's the longest I've gotten, and something I'll try again for if I'm not dealing with an enforced professional visage. So, guilty, I guess?

Ever poured water from the kettle, only to realise you never set it to boil?

Guilty, moreso than I would like to admit
We only have so many plugs in the kitchen, and people keep unplugging the kettle to charge things. This has been outlawed numerous times but it keeps happening...

Ever wet yourself from laughter?

Guilty. Especially because of this video:
Ever read something so fast you yourself couldn't even believe?

Guilty. Some things that seem long for me to read tend to be a bit short.

Ever thought or said that the Robot Dinosaur in Rayman 2 The Great Escape was a "Robot Chicken"?

Innocent.

Ever got creeped out by something that's not even creepy and you just got creeped out because your speakers were at a high volume?

Guilty. Definitely because of MUGEN videos that demonstrates The_None's version of Giygas

Ever seen the "Big-Lipped Alligator moment"?

Innocent.

Ever kissed Luigi?

Innocent. I was MIA during the Hotel Mario Cutscenes.

Ever took a bite out of a certain food and then said: "Mmmmmmm..*name of the food that you're eating*".

I can't remember if guilty or not, but I guess guilty.

Ever had the thought that you're wasting your time with whatever you're doing, but you continued doing it?

Certainly.

Ever computed a Fourier transform by hand?

Innocent.

Ever found money on the floor?

Guilty by far.

Ever was so engrossed into something, that you were on the edge of your seat?

I think guilty, but I'm not sure.

Ever was afraid of music videos buffering while showering?

Innocent.

Ever played chivalry?

Innocent.

Ever ate while you played a game without concern about your hands covering the controller in grime?