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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:16 pm
by Indy
Probably not dumb, but Razorbeard's name in Dutch would be "Kartelbaard". Kartels are as how we Dutchies name the sharp edges of objects like saws, knives, and scissors.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:29 pm
by Steo
The real reason Rayman has no limbs is because Globox thought it was OK to run with scissors.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:27 pm
by Indy
Razorbeard banished Henchman 1000 to have him out of the way because his big dick game too strong.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 1:01 pm
by ZelenPixel
teensy queen sounds. Like That because she smoked too much. thats a bad example for the kids smh!!

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 1:29 pm
by Steo
Razorbeard also smokes, which is why he's so small.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:37 pm
by PluMGMK
It's not smoking, just that the Teensy Queen is a queen more in the "Panti Bliss" sense than "Elizabeth II".

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:36 am
by TheAlexinator
Ubisoft are going revive Rayman: The Animated Series to finish the story.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:48 pm
by Stormtrooper934
Razoff likes fishing.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:15 am
by Steo
Razoff fishes similar to how they did in South Park season 1; he uses a gun.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 9:34 pm
by Indy
Razorbeard is currently plotting to raid Facebook groups.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 8:38 pm
by TheAlexinator
Rayman sold his arms and legs.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:39 pm
by Comet
Rayman had likely received his name after the workings of his body mechanics, in which his lack of arms, legs, and general such limbs would be due to the fact that his other extremities (hands, feet) are projected outward from the core of his body through the use of energetic beams that are naked to our eye. What beams, you ask? This is clear and evident in his name, RAYMAN. So, in giving an explanation behind these particular invisible beams in his anatomy...

"RAY-MAN"...he uses the projection of man, or rather, tiny microscopic men, to aid in the manipulation of his body.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:45 pm
by Alexinator
Rayman: The Animated Series was cancelled because Ubisoft knew it was too good and were worried people might watch it instead of playing Rayman 2.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:02 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
The water of Eat at Joe’s last part is actually mostly made out of the tears of all the players who had troubles with the level and with Space Mama. It also qualifies as salty water.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:18 am
by Steo
Steo wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:21 pm The characters have ADHD in the UbiArt games, which is why they're so hyper.
Rayman actually always had ADHD, that's why he keeps doing strange things when you idle for too long, he's too hyperactive to stay still.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:37 pm
by PluMGMK
A dumb Rayman theory I've had for a while now, connecting to the Half-Life universe, is that Polokus is one of the non-corrupted Shu'ulathoi mentioned by Marc Laidlaw in his BreenGrub tweets and that the Pirates and/or nightmares represent the parasite mentioned. Elegant for fans of both franchises, but also dumb because why should these two unrelated series hold such a connection? :fou:

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:12 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman 4 will come out before Half-Life 3.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:10 pm
by Alltech
Ubisoft Montpelier is secretly developing Rayman 4.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:12 pm
by Steo
Yeah Ancel was just lying about BG&E.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:21 pm
by PluMGMK
Might explain why I haven't heard anything about the game in over a year…