Rayman Pirate-Community

...you get a chainsaw and make yerself limbless
...you can't hold the controller 'cuz you have no hands

...You think you can act like Rayman if you use the chainsaw and make yourself limbless...

...Globox is no longer Raymans best friend

...when Globox any Murfy leave Rayman to die.

...Murfy gives you no hints 'cuz you don't listen to them
...Globox has to live with André in his stomach 'cuz you can't take him to the doctors
...Globox didn't swallow André 'cuz you haven't got that far

...You scream like a fool when you finish the first level: "Yes! Yees!! YEEES!!! WHOOHO!!!!x3" And then: "WHAT?! There is MORE levels! "
...You see game play movies just because you want see what happens when Rayman clear a level.
...But Rayman only dies in the movies just because you see them.

...they deleted all the Rayman vids on youtube 'cuz you watched them
...you can't beat the TV series

...When you die in the VERY beginning of the game in the Bucaneer because you dindnt find the patched hole and you just walked in the electified door!!

...you wait for Globox to use his rain dance at the very beginning of R2

...you wait for Globox in the Sanctuary of Stone and Fire because you think he should turn out the lava with his rain dance.
...You think the Sanctuary of Stone and Fire is cold place.
...Rayman freeze tho death in the Sanctuary of Stone and Fire.

...you burn to death in TSBTC
...you try to make it snow in TSOSAF

...You think that Dark Rayman is your friend that should help you.
...You think Mr Dark give Rayman the power to run, becuase Rayman begin to run when Mr. Dark's spell hit him.

...you the think the enemies are your friends
...you think the hoodlums guns are fake

...the hoodlums guns are real and they shoot you to death instead of Rayman.

...When you think Razorbeard is the good guy and Ly is the enemy
...When you think Mr Dark is the good guy and Betilla is the enemy
...When you think Antitoons are good and Electoons are bad
...When Globox is evil

...everyone goes evil
...André wants to help you defeat him

...Reflux try to help you defeat him.
...a Slapdach try to help you defeat him.
...Mr Dark gives you powers instead of imprecations.

...you can't use a power fist
...you can't use a power up canister
...you can't use a red lum
...the red lums use you as their maid for their tea party

...you can't use your shoes.
...Rayman is useless.
...You become a new boss.

...you can't kill a butterfly
...Globox tries to kill you
...Globox's stomach becomes Andrés new home