Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 2:17 pm**

Well guys, I guess we dead'd.

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 5:14 pm**

So we're dead? Well, even in the land of the dead, furfags are still horrible creatures worthy only of destruction:

http://www.thedealersden.com/auction_de ... gree_adult

: Guess what you can stuff in here...

A hand-made plushie of Lyra from the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She's about 19" tall and made from fleece - perfect for hugging! Eyes and cutie mark are embroidered directly onto the fabric (by http://ethepony.blogspot.co.uk/). She's stuffed with fire retardant fiber filling - the same stuff you find in pillows. She took about a week to make, on and off. Comes from a smoke-free home.

The plushie also comes with removable handmade trousers and cotton + elastic underpants.

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5" and a depth of about 6". You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don't finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don't have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!

If you would like the plushie without this "feature", just tell me after the auction and I will remove it free of charge.

Please treat her gently, I will not accept returns or repairs for any rough play you get up to.

Spot clean only with warm water and maybe a bit of soap - do not put the plushie or any of the clothing into the washing machine unless you want it to fall apart.

Shipped in a 30x30x30cm box to get the cheap shipping from Royal Mail! The numbers provided are a rough estimate; please contact me afterwards to discuss shipping prices!

You can see more (and bigger) pictures of this one here and other plushies I've done here!

(Why is this on here and not ebay? Because they only allow the sale of "adult" items within the US, and although others have held auctions on there that technically broke those rules, I didn't want to risk getting taken down)

It even surfaced on 9gag: http://9gag.com/gag/4329919

This horror will not stop as long as the most insignificant furfag remains. Their complete extermination is the only way.

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 5:20 pm**

I can see ponyfags flipping the fuck out for calling them furfags

You should've seen the fanmade r34 pics of pony!Lauren Faust being gang raped. That's just fucking rude.

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 5:31 pm**

Comment ?! Fellow forumite! I have seen this terrible case of furfaggotry. Later I have even saw the 9gag post of it. Who would do such a thing? And why?

Thankfully we are indeed... dead. As dead as you can be.

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 6:35 pm**

I can't find a goddamn Llamaggot plushie, and there's furfags out there making pony versions of blow up dolls? Sad world.

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 7:56 pm**

Comment ? wrote:Guess what you can stuff in here...

Babies?

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 7:58 pm**

RayFan9876 wrote:
Comment ? wrote:Guess what you can stuff in here...
Babies?

Bingham to make her suffocate?

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 8:01 pm**

*Sees photo and Hunch's comment* Jesus christ, not even a Llamagot fanmade plush?

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 8:19 pm**

Rulez wrote:
RayFan9876 wrote:
Comment ? wrote:Guess what you can stuff in here...
Babies?
Bingham to make her suffocate?

NOOO DON'T KILL RAYFAN ;A:

Jesus that's kind of disturbing, I'm all for plushies but...no

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 8:27 pm**

People simply have too much sexual freedom. I don’t see how any level-headed individual could read this thread and conclude otherwise.

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 9:37 pm**

...

This:

Where can I get one of those?

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2012 11:10 pm**

spiraldoor wrote:People simply have too much sexual freedom. I don’t see how any level-headed individual could read this thread and conclude otherwise.

Implying that you are the essence of level-headedness?

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:49 am**

Well he's certainly closer to “the essence of level-headedness” than plushie fuckers.

As for Llamaggot plushies, some were made but I just couldn't find any.

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:46 am**

Those must be what comes out of the pony's asshole.

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:40 pm**

Such disrespect for creatures so much more sentient and intelligent than you.

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:31 pm**

Those are cute Hunch.

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:32 pm**

There's also this:

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But once again, I wasn't able to get in touch with the makers of these.

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:03 pm**

The flies will love that one.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:12 pm**

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