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When you try to steal an answer sheet for a Rayman Junior quiz.

When you don't know walk towards cornbread when asked what 2+2 is in Rayman Junior. :lol;

When you jump on top of enemies in Rayman 2 and 3 but then you realize the game you're playing isn't Mario.

When you jump on Koopas and attempt to ride them and then you realize you're not playing Rayman

When Antitoons kill you instantly.

When an enemy moves so my combo dies then I end in full rage.

When that keeps happening and you scream abuse at them while almost breaking the controller

Man, stupid Hoodflyers....

When you ruin a combo due to the HMF power ending.

When you replay SBTC and only get 37,476 but it's still more than you had

When you replay CF and you end with -12,3724

When you play Rayman and end up with no keyboard or controller by doing what the lyrics I made up to chasing a dream say (in rhythm to the music)

When you drink vegetable juice and you gag and you spit out Rayman, revealing that you drank him by mistake.

(I know, he's CLEARLY NOT a vegetable )

If Rayman was food he'd be at least Cuisine de France

Hmmm...that's true

Rayman is an awesome thingamajig!

OK so you have to know the rhythm to Chasing A Dream from Origins and sync the words with it to think this is funny, but when I died so many times on the level yesterday I started singing this randomly

When you sing this on LOTLD in Origins:

You squeeze the controller hard... yeah you squeeze it until it breaks...
The keyboard under your knee... use as much pressure as it takes...

That's all I got so far

OMG!


When I can't think of any song lyrics to add to this!

You squeeze the controller hard... yeah you squeeze it until it breaks...
The keyboard under your knee... use as much pressure as it takes...

'Cause this level's a feckin' joke but it's not that funny no!
Getting killed 15 times per second because you're way too slow!

When you get 100 Try Agains in a single playthrough

When you get infinite Try agains in Rayman 2 by pressing A