Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:30 pm**

I have to go sing I'm a Little Teapot... SHORT AND STOUT, HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS MY SPOUT.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:37 pm**

I have to go shout at random strangers to tip me up and pour me out!

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:47 pm**

I have to go kick a random bucket.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:51 pm**

I have to go kick a bucket full of a corrosive substance!

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:52 pm**

I have to go take over the world with a spoon.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:55 pm**

I have to go take over the world with an iris

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:55 pm**

I have to go ask how would one rule with a spoon!

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 2:57 pm**

I have to go build the biggest comically large spoon. And then make it even bigger.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:00 pm**

Ah

I have to go make a sexual joke and then say "Sorry, children."

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:02 pm**

I have to go make a compilation of Yakko Warner's "Goodnight everybody"s and then explain all the jokes to the original target audience…

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:04 pm**

I have to go spoil the Harry Potter books to people still living in a cave.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:06 pm**

I have to go burn my Harry Potter books because they promote witchcraft among kids!

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:09 pm**

I have to go levitate my bed in the air using some random spell I learned from Harry Potter!

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:09 pm**

I have to go buy one of the ugly Rayman shirts from Ubisoft so I can light my fire.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:10 pm**

I have to go complain about Pokémon because it promotes animal abuse and slavery!

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:11 pm**

I have to go walk into the middle of a random ceremony just because there's a Pokémon stop there.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:11 pm**

I have to explode eggs in the microwave as an experiment.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:16 pm**

I have to go download the Incrediballs game just for the pleasure of uninstalling it.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:18 pm**

I have to go download Rayman Mini and then hack ubisoft to corrupt it.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:18 pm**

I have to go curl my hair with a soldering iron

Things Teensies Would Say