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Once upon a time king Comment ? was like "yo fuckers, go have a fucking orgy with each other you fucking piece of shit fuck faggots" and then they all did. Also iHeckler cummed twice. The end.


Also, how has this not been posted earlier:

Comment ?/Canard WC

CURSE YOU KEANE you took the ending of my story now I'm crying 5ever.

Come on GN, I am sure you can come up with much better ending

So far, it seems that the Essence hath shipped me with fellow mods, coincidence?

Whoa g9 what the fuck, he's like ten years older than me! D: my mom would freak!

Ehe no I'm kidding this is the best thing ever (':

These fanfics are.I put random members in the list and the result was...nice.

oh god him.

cnat registr is worth a read, though. it's pretty funny.

That was fucking amazing.

So much so, that his feats were immortalised and noted on the documentary, you fellows ought to read through it and see if there's any other treasures to find.

Was cnat registr a trolling thread or someone was really that stupid?

Rulez wrote:"I've never done this before... at least not with another man", said Cody as he entered Tomek's luxurious apartment. The smell of pure, undiluted testosterone was nearly overpowering, although Cody was continuing through towards what he imagined would be the most intense physical pleasure he had ever experienced.

Tomek just nodded and motioned Cody toward the trap door towards the "blowroom". It was gonna be one hell of a Tuesday night. Cody opened the trap door, only to reveal a staircase covered in the finest velvet, leading to the darkness below. The smell of Polish shit and a musty ballsack ruffled through the air, blown by Tomek's private helicopter, which was stationed just outside the window to the apartment, hovering, waiting. Cody realised that Tomek was no longer behind him. Cody looked around the room and quickly found Tomek relaxing on a comfy chair.

Tomek sat below a crystal chandelier and was slowly applying layer upon layer of hist Vanity brand lip balm, "Transient Decadence." Now it was Cody's turn to beckon Tomek, who put the cover of his lip balm, and placed it prominently on his front right pocket, so the outline of its plastic case formed a delicate protuberance, visible through the waist fringes of his professionally tailored leather pants. Tomek fixed his gaze on Cody, slowly rose up out of his chair and playfully, yet brusquely, pushed Cody down the stairs in a way that was initially not cool, but gradually became cool.

As Cody tumbled down the velvet, a sly smile crept across his face as he realized that this evening was going to be about one thing, and about one thing alone - Him.




Next, darkness. Cody awoke slowly. He could not tell how much time had passed. Perhaps only seconds but possibly hours. Although Cody's eyes had not yet adjusted to the darkness around him, he could sense movement. The stench of (Polish) man sweat assaulted his tender nostrils, in much the same way that he would soon have his junk assaulted by Tomek's eager mouth.

He could still faintly hear Muse playing in the darkness, but the song had moved onto a live version of Undisclosed Desires, where Matthew Bellamy puts down his guitar and spends more of his time with his fans in the audience.

As his limbs brushed against 500-thread count satin velvet sheets, Cody realized that he was in Tomek's custom-made solid Polish oak bed. Somebody must have gently placed him there while unconscious, and although he had no memory of the event, Cody appreciated the tender way in which he had been tucked in, stripped of his clothes, and given a full body shave rubbed down with white rose petals.

Suddenly the sound of freshly moistened lips smacking together rang from the darkness, and a shadow approached the bedside - it was Tomek, and he was carrying the glow in the dark lotion sampler given to him by President Obama, a personal friend.

"I see you're already hard," winked Tomek. "Good. You'll be needing that."

Quoting so Adsolution can notice

buildersith wrote:I didn't bother to edit the appropriate his/her parts out, because I'm lazy like that

That just makes it better!

OldClassicGamer wrote:Was cnat registr a trolling thread or someone was really that stupid?

Dunno, I was lucky enough to be around when he briefly returned in a second account, though I didn't speak to him, a pity.

Master wrote:

OldClassicGamer wrote:Was cnat registr a trolling thread or someone was really that stupid?

Dunno, I was lucky enough to be around when he briefly returned in a second account, though I didn't speak to him, a pity.

Where is his second account?

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3041

I believe it is inactive now.

JESUS CHRIST RULEZ THAT FANFIC

...can i ship it. can i. please. oWo

Rayman/RPC

RPC/Rayman Zone

OldClassicGamer wrote:RPC/Rayman Zone

MLII wrote:JESUS CHRIST RULEZ THAT FANFIC

...can i ship it. can i. please. oWo

Jesus/Rulez?