Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Limely]

You're generally a funny being anyways.

Why am I listening to Bruce Springsteen when I don't even like him?

[Holy Crap]

you just don't think you like him.
what time is it?

[Limely]

It's almost nine in the morning.

Why do you ask? D:

[Holy Crap]

because i'm obsessed with the time.
what time isn't it?

[Limely]

It is not CLOBBERING TIME! D:<

Why isn't it? ):

[Holy Crap]

because clobbering time is.....
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now!
until when?

[Limely]

Until... nnnnnnow!

What time is it in Australia?

[Holy Crap]

4:57pm!
morning for you is late afternoon for me!
why is that?

[Limely]

Because of some cosmic rules set by mad ancient and powerfull omnipotent beings who wanted to mess with our minds.

Why are they so mean?

[Holy Crap]

because they are just like me.
why am i so mean?

[Limely]

You must obviously be the spawn of the mad omnipotent beings.

Why am I spending my morning posting in this topic? D:

[Holy Crap]

because it's awesome!
on a serious matter, is it just me or is this the stupidest topic ever?

[Limely]

It is, but it's so addictive!

Why is it?

[Holy Crap]

it contains nicotine.
what else does?

[Limely]

Old, unwashed socks. The nicotine is secreted from your toes and gets stuck in the wool of the sock. That's why smoking them is addictive. Smoking toes is also addictive, as a matter of fact.

What other health-problems might toe- and sock-smoking cause?

[Xenon]

Coughing and sneezing.

Why would that be?

[Holy Crap]

yep, nicotine will do that.
why did the chicken really cross teh road.

[Limely]

Because it was a really though chicken.

Maybe it was really a peacock? D:

[Xenon]

Probably.

What makes a chicken cluck?

[Holy Crap]

it's voice box.
i remember i hid behind a peacock once.
how did i do that?