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You're generally a funny being anyways.

Why am I listening to Bruce Springsteen when I don't even like him?

you just don't think you like him.
what time is it?

It's almost nine in the morning.

Why do you ask? D:

because i'm obsessed with the time.
what time isn't it?

It is not CLOBBERING TIME! D:<

Why isn't it? ):

because clobbering time is.....
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now!
until when?

Until... nnnnnnow!

What time is it in Australia?

4:57pm!
morning for you is late afternoon for me!
why is that?

Because of some cosmic rules set by mad ancient and powerfull omnipotent beings who wanted to mess with our minds.

Why are they so mean?

because they are just like me.
why am i so mean?

You must obviously be the spawn of the mad omnipotent beings.

Why am I spending my morning posting in this topic? D:

because it's awesome!
on a serious matter, is it just me or is this the stupidest topic ever?

It is, but it's so addictive!

Why is it?

it contains nicotine.
what else does?

Old, unwashed socks. The nicotine is secreted from your toes and gets stuck in the wool of the sock. That's why smoking them is addictive. Smoking toes is also addictive, as a matter of fact.

What other health-problems might toe- and sock-smoking cause?

Coughing and sneezing.

Why would that be?

yep, nicotine will do that.
why did the chicken really cross teh road.

Because it was a really though chicken.

Maybe it was really a peacock? D:

Probably.

What makes a chicken cluck?

it's voice box.
i remember i hid behind a peacock once.
how did i do that?