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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:22 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Beyond Good & Evil 2 is just Rayman 4 in disguise.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:51 pm
by Steo
Rayman's hair is made of cheese.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:58 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
This is why Rayman's hair is almost shaped like an "N" when you look at it from some angles... Because "N as in cheese". :P


Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:05 am
by PluMGMK
Uh, what? :fou2: I hadn't seen that Easter Egg.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:13 am
by Mortamon Saturn
PluMGMK wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:05 am Uh, what? :fou2: I hadn't seen that Easter Egg.
There are many others like that in these cheats. :lol:

Ryemanni is actually Michel Ancel's secret identity. He had enough to be associated with Ubisoft and to see Rayman 1 getting lazy ports, so he disguised himself as a fan to make a new version himself and to release it for free.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:15 am
by Steo
I never knew the origins of that meme. :P

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:43 am
by The Jonster
The Magician says N as in cheese because he's thinking of neufchatel. :P

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:49 am
by Steo
Globox really thinks N is the first letter of cheese.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:51 am
by The Jonster
Globox thinks bluberrubies are strawberries which is how the incident happened. :P

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:53 am
by Steo
Globox thinks that Razorbeard is friends with him, just like with Andre.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:55 am
by The Jonster
Globox likes eating dark lums whcih is why he wants Andre back at the end.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 8:02 am
by Steo
Globox just thought Andre was another blueberry.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:36 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Racism really exists in Rayman. People in the Glade of Dreams call it Raycism.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:39 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:36 pm Racism really exists in Rayman. People in the Glade of Dreams call it Raycism.
That was such a good one! :lol:

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:40 pm
by StelzenBomber
Raycism is all a plot against globoxes

They are invading the moon, and soon nuke the suns

Globoxes are enemies

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 1:49 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Plums are sentient beings. They watch us and they know everything... And if you keep kicking them for no reason, they'll eventually grow into an invincible army whose objective is to murder you without any form of mercy... yes, like the cuccos from Zelda. :lol:

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 2:08 pm
by PluMGMK
But they grow through an interim stage where they look remarkably like pigs, and get even more abuse from Rabbids. That would explain why pigs are called "prunes" in the RRR files.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 2:14 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman Raving Rabbids is the best Rayman game. The Rabbids saved the whole series and turned the Rayman franchise into the right direction.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 2:15 pm
by Aaron
Polokus was actually Ales in disguise, and now with the power of the four masks, he plans to take over the world.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 2:17 pm
by PluMGMK
The Magician in Rayman 1 was Polokus, and Ales is actually Jano.
Seriously, I think the original idea for Polokus in Rayman 2 was that he was actually the Magician. So even then they were messing radically with established character appearances…