Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Master]

Yup.

Should we hope for a TARDIS?

[Reese Riverson]

Yes, we shal!

When will the next one appear?

[Master]

If we're lucky, right now.

Did it?

[Xenon]

Yes.

Do Teensies really like mashed potato?

[Master]

Yup, t'was the traditional art, passed by the Grand Minimus, to the peasant Nookins.

But do they bake it?

[Xenon]

No, they get Lums to prepare it.

Would Knaarens make good basketball players?

[Master]

If they didn't have sharp claws, they'd eat the opponent's brains for their victories.

Did Reflux ever figure out that Andre was having babies inside of him?

[Reese Riverson]

No, he didn't.

How many babies did he have?

[Master]

Not entirely sure, but Reflux completely crystallised after all that.

Was that a bit awkward?

[Reese Riverson]

Extremely awkward.

Is it so much so you'd freak out?

[Bradandez]

Not as much as Stevie Wonder.

Where can I find the Gangsta's Paradise?

[Reese Riverson]

Inside Master's closet, next to Barbie's mansion.

Did you know that was even in his closet?

[Master]

Nope, it's uncanny.

Surely though, it must contain something mindblowing.

[Reese Riverson]

I guess? You didn't really ask a question.

Why did Master do that? Did he do it to throw me off?

[Master]

It's all part of my plan.

Will you learn about it?

[Reese Riverson]

Sure I will.

Can you please tell me of your plan?

[Master]

Very well,


Does that sufficiently explain things?

[Reese Riverson]

Very, much like the dancing Daleks.

Quick, where's our time machine?

[Master]

It took a wrong turn and ended up in the Victorian Era...again.

Think we ought to try percussive maintenance?

[Reese Riverson]

I think we should, provided we had a mechanic.

Where is our mechanic at?