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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:44 pm
by Reese Riverson
Talking doors.
Where can you purchase a talking door at?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 7:24 am
by Bradandez
At Jim's Talking Doors & Pizza Disposal Arena.
Where is Jim's Talking Doors & Pizza Disposal Arena?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 12:59 pm
by Reese Riverson
Three blocks south, two blocks east, one block north, two blocks west, and two blocks north from your house.
Does that help you locate it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 11:00 am
by Bradandez
I can hear the sausages.
Why are pencils so arrogant?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 3:30 pm
by Reese Riverson
Because someone used their heads as an eraser.
Why would this make a difference?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:32 am
by Bradandez
Because Canadians are weird.
Can monkeys live in the Arctic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:32 am
by Reese Riverson
With fur coats they can.
Where do they get their fur coats from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:38 am
by Bradandez
FROM OTHER MONKEYS.
Was that too light humored?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:38 am
by Reese Riverson
Yes it was, we need more humor.
How many monkeys does it take to change a 400 watt metal halide bulb?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:40 am
by Bradandez
About 23 with monkey wrenches and 41 with barrels.
Can the monkeys form civilization?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:41 am
by Reese Riverson
Only with a great powerful leader.
Who is their great and powerful leader?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:46 am
by Bradandez
The Mighty Dong.
Can the Dong be pleased?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:47 am
by Reese Riverson
Only if you show him the respect he deserves.
Will you show him this respect?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:50 am
by Bradandez
But of course. Dong lover over here.
How does one expand the Dong.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:50 am
by Reese Riverson
By giving him what he wants.
What does he want?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:52 am
by Bradandez
The newts of Switzerland.
Where is the fictional world of Switzerland?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:54 am
by Reese Riverson
On Jupiter after you caused it to move to another planet.
How on earth did you do this?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:57 am
by Bradandez
I stick this finger on the magical Sundae and say "Yoodle Noodle Doodle Yanky Chanky".
Now, how to get these newts...
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 4:58 am
by Reese Riverson
By saying the magical command... "Yoodle Yado Pickle Monster Brad is jello!"
Does this work for you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 5:02 am
by Bradandez
I only got geckos.
Can you find out what went wrong?