Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:03 am

Yes, the Daleks stopped you.

Can we get Mastre to help us against the Daleks?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:05 am

No because he's in the bathroom.

How about a song? Will that work?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:07 am

Yes.

How long will they keep dancing for?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:10 am

I dunno. I'm on a mobile device.

Can I hear the tangible tangerines sing?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:11 am

No, they sing as such high frequencies it just gives us headaches.

Can we remedy this issue?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:15 am

Yes. We eat them.

Is that morbid?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:16 am

Very much so, considering they could contain rusty metal.

Isn't there an alternative option for us?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:21 am

We squish 'em.

Is that better?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:22 am

Much better, but Mastre cries over it.

What can we do to cheer him up?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:23 am

Kill even more tangible tangerines.

Will that work?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:24 am

No, it only worsens his pain for the Daleks.

Shall we bake him some cake?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:26 am

Sure with some tangible tangerines!

I'm not helping, am I?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:27 am

No, we may as well give up.

So do you want to go throw rocks at a dumpster instead?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:31 am

As long as we get rid of those tangible tangerines.

Why do I despise these tangible tangerines?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:32 am

Because they stare at you with the carved eyes.

Did someone just treat them like pumpkins?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:34 am

No. They are very different because of their religions.

What are these plant religions?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:36 am

The things they want most, dear Brad. To take over the world!

How will they go about their plan?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:37 am

By doing... NOTHING.

How is this threatening?

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:37 am

It really isn't. At all... ever...... no way.

What if we asked Mastre for help?

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Thu May 08, 2014 5:41 am

We can't. He's still in the bathroom.

Why?

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