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Guilty.

Ever made any GIFs or Animations in your spare time?

Innocent, although guilty of one GIF.

Ever felt that the new information that you just learned for school evaporated from your head after you started doing something else?

Yeah..Guilty.

Ever joined a pageant?

Don't think so, innocent.

Do you ever feel like your lack of ability in a given task doesn't stem from your lack of innate talent, but your refusal to take the time to learn?

Occasionally guilty.

Still watching movies in DVDs?

It's getting rare but guilty though.

Ever bought Netflix?

A little guilty?.. All I did was signing into it.

Ever wanted to listen to a soundtrack that you heard and knew nothing about when you heard it as Background Music from a video or Movie.

Guilty.

Ever found some games so shitty you selled them the same day you bought them?

Innocent.

Ever laughed so hard your stomach hurt?

Ah yes, the hiccups followed shortly thereafter.

Ever managed to fib your way out of doing a favour for someone?

I get asked by my gran to do favours occasionally but they’re never enough of a chore for me to refuse (in fact it’s usually fixing her jewellery or something relating to computers which I rather enjoy doing).

Ever eaten dinner... While on the toilet?

Innocent.

Ever eaten your poo while in the toilet?

Innocent, but I know someone who has. You all do. Someone on this forum. Literally.

Ever sent someone a fart then?

So guilty I can't even hide it.

Ever accused someone of farting while it was you doing so?

Innocent. I don't blame stuff on other people for what they didn't even do cause that's unfair.

Ever got lost?

Guilty. The most memorable time was when we were on an elementary school camping trip (I was 9) and we were on a long, five-hour hike, and I had to use an outhouse. I hated asking for favours so I didn't tell the teacher, and by the time I finished, everyone was gone and I was in the middle of the forest. I picked a path and followed it for like an hour and a half and actually happened to run right into them. Part of me wishes I hadn't found them and was instead forced to hunker down and survive, becoming a forest gypsy warrior, and later, a spirit of the forest.

Ever gotten knocked unconscious?

Innocent, unless you count general anaesthetic (I had to have some teeth removed, one had turned sideways under my gums and another one had become locked in the jawbone).

Ever fainted?

Guilty. Well, while I've gotten knocked out on the head a number of times, I've only fainted once. It doesn't happen much anymore, but when I was growing, I'd easily get a massive headrush and lose my vision for a minute whenever I'd stand up too quickly. It was kind of a nice, euphoric feeling I'd push to its limits, but one time I recall just walking down the hallway and then my face zooming towards the floor, then waking up mid-scream on my back a few minutes later.

Ever had to shit somewhere that wasn't a toilet? (I never have, though a friend had to when we kayaked out to an island a few years ago)

Manne, I'm in a really Summery camping mood right now...

Innocent.

Ever was shaking because of excitement?

Ever deliberately smelt your own farts?