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Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:49 pm
by LoveMetal
You start taking speed for overtaking Internet Explorer, but you notice a small bug escaping from its trailer and crashing down the road.
1. Be careful and stay behind it
2. Still overtake it
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:50 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, I won't be taking that risk.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:50 pm
by LoveMetal
The IE truck is very slow, but you decide to stay behind it.
1. Drive slow
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:50 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, fucking IE.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:51 pm
by LoveMetal
It is definitly very very very slow.
1. Continue driving
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:51 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, ffs why did I choose the IE highway?
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:51 pm
by LoveMetal
The fart is getting increasingly angry and start insulting the truck.
1. Continue driving
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:52 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, Ajax my mate chill please.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:52 pm
by LoveMetal
The IE truck finally goes out from the highway at exit 193: Microsoft Silverlight.
1. Finally!
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:53 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, thanks God we managed to get outta there. The highway really took us much time.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:53 pm
by LoveMetal
The car engine starts making a funny noise.
1. Investigate
2. Ask Ajax
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:54 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
2, he knows it better than me probably!
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:54 pm
by LoveMetal
The fart also noticed it, and suddenly he says: "Holy shit I forgot to fill the car, we're getting out of fuel!"
1. This car needs fuel?
2. Damn, what should we do?
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:56 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
2, keeping asking Ajax.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:56 pm
by LoveMetal
This car fuels with cosmic diarrhea, you need to take a shit in the tank quickly!
1. Try to poop in the fuel tank
2. Keep your dignity
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:57 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, pooping is a nice action!
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:57 pm
by LoveMetal
You try to poop as hard as you can, but nothing goes out from your butt except a funny noise.
1. Damn!
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:59 pm
by Hunchman801
1 Harpic's too slow.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:59 pm
by LoveMetal
The fart insults you of constipated faggot, and you two start arguing.
1. Tell him to fuck off and you don't need his help anyway.
2. Tell him you're sorry
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:07 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
2, I apology to the celestial fart.