Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 4:05 pm**

Because Mastré broke it.

Why did he break it?

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 4:21 pm**

He thought there were Tings inside.

What was really inside?

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 7:30 pm**

Sperm

Why did it contains sperm ?

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 10:03 pm**

Because you are a sick person.

Can birds fly?

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2014 10:05 pm**

Not without their mystical anti-gravity fairy dust they can't.
Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to divulge that…

Am I going to be arrested now?

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2014 7:36 pm**

Yes because YOU SMELL LIKE A CHEESE BUTT.

How touch you the sky?

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2014 7:38 pm**

With the power of Donut.

But is is more than Pi?

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2014 7:42 pm**

A better subject in school.

Can we say that all that isn't, is?

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2014 7:53 pm**

If we divide by 0, then 2=3.

Is that a mindblowing problem?

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2014 7:54 pm**

Now head is still intact.

How can my feet smell if they have no nose?

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2014 7:55 pm**

They have pores, oh so many pores.

But can the play with Spores?

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2014 7:58 pm**

Not without a tub of granola bars.

Where's the leak, m'amm?

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2014 3:05 pm**

In the oar.

But how can that be?

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2014 7:17 pm**

FINLAND!

Is it his birthday?

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2014 7:26 pm**

No-one knows...they say there's one day where he performs a weird ritual, but that's it.

Should we inquire about said ritual?

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2014 7:39 pm**

No way. Not gonna mess with any guardians.

Why can we breathe in space?

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2014 7:40 pm**

We have space gills.

Shall we take them for a field test?

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2014 7:48 pm**

No.

Why do fields need to be tested?

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2014 7:49 pm**

To ensure that there is sufficient data.

What happens to a Dalek when there is insufficient data?

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2014 7:50 pm**

He consults the manager of the establishment.

Or is that frowned upon?

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!