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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:04 am
by Master
By using the power of Cheese, for great justice.
But must it be grilled?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:04 am
by Reese Riverson
Yes, it should be grilled, for grilled cheese is awesome.
Why did Master cross the road?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:05 am
by Master
To pet a Dalek.
But did it have a Plunger?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:06 am
by Reese Riverson
Indeed it had one.
Are Daleks licensed plumbers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:00 am
by Master
Nope, they exterminate sewage, they don't process it.
But is that more efficient?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:03 am
by Bradandez
More efficient than a squirrel tied to a megaphone.
Why does bread only get tumors?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:17 am
by Elem Age
Jeez, i dunno.
How do I post something?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:40 am
by Dart
you just type in "something in the post box.
how does one swim?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:51 am
by Elem Age
With their flippers.
How do I like posts?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:55 am
by Dart
with your feelings.
How does telepathy work?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:17 am
by Bradandez
With the almighty nipples.
Where's Really, Really Big Man?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:19 am
by Dart
hiding behind the Really REEEEEAAALLLLLLYYYY small shrub.
who is batman?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:20 am
by Bradandez
Superman.
What ever happened to Robot Jones?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:23 pm
by rolesfamily
He rusted off a cliff
Why does toilet paper always end up on the floor?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:57 pm
by Snagglebee
Because they love each other
How strong is the love between the floor and the toilet paper?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:01 pm
by Master
It's like a north to south.
Is that a voice I hear?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:05 pm
by Snagglebee
No, it's just a post.
Is Robin the girlfriend of Batman
?
(looks like I have an urge need to die)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:10 pm
by rolesfamily
No he's his bitch
Why am I feeling so shite as of late?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:11 pm
by Snagglebee
Because it's bed time for you.
Why don't we like to share our ID cards
?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:12 pm
by rolesfamily
Because of cooties.
Why is Las Vegas the best place in the world?