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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:18 pm
by Snagglebee
Because of the bitches.
Does america rule the world?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:19 pm
by rolesfamily
I'd say so yes, it rules my heart
Why am I the best signature maker in the world?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:24 pm
by Snagglebee
Because you borrow the work of others.
What's wrong with the name 'Olav' ?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:57 pm
by rolesfamily
Too many O's
Why have I run out of beer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:06 pm
by Shrooblord
Your sig makers took it for payment!
Why did you make them all drunk?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:16 pm
by rolesfamily
To rolesplay
Do you want to rolesplay?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:23 pm
by Snagglebee
No I want an airplane.
Will you give me an airplane?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:39 pm
by Shrooblord
I'll give you a satellite.
Can you pilot it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:48 pm
by Snagglebee
Uh!
Huh?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:50 pm
by Shrooblord
No, he's not in today.
Want to speak to Geoff instead?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:56 pm
by Snagglebee
Noff, I want the poff!
Or does the goff suit better to me?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:53 pm
by rolesfamily
Nope, but the hoff does.
Why is pollen a bitch?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:00 pm
by Imco
Because bitches don't like being called bitches.
Why can't males get pregnant?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:23 pm
by Shrooblord
Because their peeholes are to small for babies.
Why is my hair long?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:31 pm
by Razorbeard
Because it isn't short.
Why am I awake right now?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:38 pm
by Robo-Army Hoard
My liege! Because the infidels were causing a ruckus!
Look, I gathered all the riches for you. I dun good, master? I dun good?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:50 pm
by Bradandez
No, you only have some 52%.
Where's the whole in whole milk?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:09 am
by PluMGMK
The bottom of the carton. Hope you're not wearing a good outfit…
What the hell am I doing posting here at 1:11 AM?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:42 am
by Bradandez
You're cherishing the threads.
How does one seduce Spy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:33 am
by Shrooblord
Eat loads. You must be Heavy.
When was yesteryear's next Summer's Solstice?