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Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:07 pm
by LoveMetal
The fart insults you of constipated faggot, and you two start arguing.

1. Tell him to fuck off and you don't need his help anyway.
2. Tell him you're sorry

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:08 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
2, I want the celestial fart to chill.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:08 pm
by LoveMetal
The fart insults you of constipated faggot, and you two start arguing.

1. Tell him to fuck off and you don't need his help anyway.
2. Tell him you're sorry

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:09 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, looks like telling sorry doesn't help.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:09 pm
by LoveMetal
As you two are arguing, the car starts going mad and slips off from the highway, falling down in the sky.

1. What have we done!?

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:09 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, yeah, Ajax isn't happy it seems.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:10 pm
by LoveMetal
The falling car crashes by breaking into a huge brass pipe.
You are in a stinky underground place, with a lot of strange people lurking around.

1. Where the fuck did we land?

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:11 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1?

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:11 pm
by LoveMetal
"I know this place. We are in the sewers of the internet. Here resides the most odd and the most cancerous communities of the internet. It is quite large though, and I don't know in which part we landed.", says Ajax.

1. Investigate the place

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:12 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, I need to investigate on this situation.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:13 pm
by LoveMetal
You're at the beginning of a pipe maze.

You're in pipe number 0.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go right

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:13 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
If my memory serves, 2.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:14 pm
by LoveMetal
You're in pipe number 4.
It splits in two at the end.

1. Go left
2. Go straight ahead

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:14 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
If my memory serves, 2.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:14 pm
by LoveMetal
You are in pipe number 7.
It goes left at its end.

1. Go left

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:15 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
If my memory serves, 1.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:15 pm
by LoveMetal
You're in pipe number 8.
It splits in three at its end.

1. Go left
2. Go straight ahead
3. Go right

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:16 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
If my memory serves, 2.

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:16 pm
by LoveMetal
Phew, you finally went out of the maze.

"I think I know in which part of the sewers we are", says Ajax.

1. And what is it?

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:17 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, I want to know what it is too!