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It mostly applies with people who can't play the game well. I can confirm.


When the menhirs grow and falls off screen; blocking your way before you even approach them.

I'm very skilled at playing the Rayman games, I don't suck at them, it's just that I made some mistakes and died. Plus, it only happened to me in RR so yeah. I may have gotten worse at playing Rayman 2 at that time because I didn't play it for a while, but generally, I don't suck at Rayman games. And I don't want to argue or anything, I was just saying because you are allowed to make some (not that many) mistakes and still be very skilled at a game since we're human after all.

When the plums become hostile, fall off the trees which they grow on, bounce and as a result, squish you.

This thread is mainly for joking around anyway so who cares?


When you can't board the ship in Rayman 3.

R4Y_ANC3L wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 5:27 pm This thread is mainly for joking around anyway so who cares?


When you can't board the ship in Rayman 3.

Oh. Yeah, you're right. Let's get back to the joking around and having fun

When in Summit Beyond the Clouds, there are no more enemies to defeat and you're happy that you can finally finish Part 1, but near the end, the ship sinks.

Yeah this thread isn't really saying you suck, they're just jokes and half of them don't even make sense.

When you play The Bog Of Murk and Begoniax grabs Rayman then runs off.

Steo wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 5:34 pm Yeah this thread isn't really saying you suck, they're just jokes and half of them don't even make sense.

When you play The Bog Of Murk and Begoniax grabs Rayman then runs off.

Ah, okay then.

I mean, I know this is a joking around thread, but sometimes before it made me think I suck at the games.

When Rayman glitches then disappears and when you bump into a wall, Rayman says "Ow" and you lose health.

Dude, You were just taking this stuff a little bit too seriously. Don't you think? Just have fun.

When you decide to swim to the Summit Beyond the Clouds through the looming sea.

R4Y_ANC3L wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 6:38 pm Dude, You were just taking this stuff a little bit too seriously. Don't you think? Just have fun.

When you decide to swim to the Summit Beyond the Clouds through the looming sea.

Yes, you're right, I was. Anyway, as I said, let's go back to having fun.

When you ruin your combo in Rayman 3 by doing something else like eating dinner and forgetting to pause the game.

When you're playing Rayman 3 and the Teensie Highway isn't broken, so you never get to experience The Bog Of Murk.

I know it's good to practice for April Fools with the Bog of Murk jokes, but let's not use up every single joke we can, just a few so we could have some left for April Fools itself as well.

When a Tortoise kicks you.

When butterflies, mushrooms, and other inoffensive creatures kill you when you touch them.

When the water acts as lava and you die When you swim in it.

When you die touching a green lum ans have to go back to the beginning.

When you have to play Rayman with no memory card in one sitting and as you get to Mr. Dark, the RCD trips out.

Steo wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:36 pm When you're playing Rayman 3 and the Teensie Highway isn't broken, so you never get to experience The Bog Of Murk.

When you're playing Rayman 3 and every Teensie Highway is broken.

Aaron wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 8:52 pm

Steo wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:36 pm When you're playing Rayman 3 and the Teensie Highway isn't broken, so you never get to experience The Bog Of Murk.

When you're playing Rayman 3 and every Teensie Highway is broken.

Does that mean multiple Bog of Murks?

When you're playing Rayman 2 and when you jump on a walking shell while it's tame it explodes instead.

OK now I know that one was done before at least once.

Aaron wrote: Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:33 pm When you can't progress through the game because the game doesn't allow you to tame the walking shell.

It's not tame if it explodes for nothing, so...

When you don't search topics and repeat the same things over and over.

D'oh!

When you're playing Rayman Classic and just before beating Mr. Dark a message pops up saying "This game is no longer supported.", with the app deleting itself shortly afterwards.

Yeah there's probably more than enough walking shell explosion stories already.

When you input the cheat to unlock all levels but you still have to start at The Dream Forest.

The Jonster wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 9:01 pm Does that mean multiple Bog of Murks?

When you're playing Rayman 2 and when you jump on a walking shell while it's tame it explodes instead.

Wait, I actually didn't think of that. That doesn't mean you suck because Bog of Murk is a great level and I love it.

When you load the Crow's Nest and want to enter the final battle against Razorbeard but it's already late, Razorbeard has taken control and the world is destroyed.