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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:25 am
by Bradandez
By eating lots of cheese and greeting kids with hugs.
How does one rule the entire universe only using a straw and a deck of cards?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:48 pm
by rolesfamily
Blow 'nd flick.
Why do files have so much paper in them?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:16 am
by Bradandez
Because the trees want to have a strong bond even after death.
Why are lobsters so like you know... like that? What's up with them?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:17 am
by DandyGuy
Because they are jealous and crabby of invincible water.
Why do sloths fly if water cant float?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:42 am
by Bradandez
Because Sloths have tiny microchips that grant them special powers.
Why is it illegal to marry a koala?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:53 am
by rolesfamily
Because of the cocoa cola laws.
Why did I think reviving this thread was a good idea??
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:01 am
by beebo44
Because you thought you might get to kiss it. (Revive, kiss of life, get it? Haha I'll go back to my corner now..)
Why is my nose an infinite fountain of water when I have a cold?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:12 am
by rolesfamily
Because it's a secret tap to the fountain of YOUTH
Why would birds fly like that??
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:23 am
by beebo44
They fly like that because their wings are always hot so they're trying to cool down.
How can I learn to be like Superman?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:33 am
by rolesfamily
By painting an 'S' on everything!
Why is it that elbows bend?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:38 am
by beebo44
Long ago someone broke the arm of our ancestor, and he decided to roll with it. Eventually our arms grew into that shape to adjust.
Why is my cat looking at me like that?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:51 am
by rolesfamily
Because you're a real life catnip
Why does metal rust?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:58 am
by beebo44
Because when metal reaches it's teenage years it needs to be rebellious, so it turns orange.
Why does my screen get smudged when I touch it with my fingers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:58 am
by rolesfamily
Because, chocolate.
Why does Records Day happen?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:02 am
by beebo44
Humch needs to train us all so that we can take over all the other forums of ZE WURLD! >:D
Why can't I fit into tight spaces sideways?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:07 am
by rolesfamily
Because you're too thin!!!!!!!
Why does duct tape make me happy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:13 am
by beebo44
Because duct tape fixes everything, and if it doesn't you're not using enough.
How can I bake a cake without turning on the oven?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:57 am
by rolesfamily
Waving your hands around in the air and praying to the almighty cooking God!
Why do tings sparkle?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:11 am
by beebo44
Because the little microscopic fairies that live on Tings really love sparkles.
What is the best way to clean a virus-ridden computer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:05 am
by jurebj
Use a hammer and everything will be fine.
How do you make a jetpack out of toilet paper?