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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:27 am
by TheCheesyDream
Collect all you poop paper and stick them on to yourself, and fly to the moon!
Why can't my cat step it up? (Lel sonic)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:33 am
by Bradandez
It doesn't know how to dance.
Wondering why I can't wander over yonder?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:37 am
by TheCheesyDream
Because you can't "yippy dippy do"
Why is the sky blue?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:58 am
by beebo44
Because god only had a bucket of blue paint.
Why was I absent for the first few hours of RD?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:03 am
by TheCheesyDream
Because you were jacking off to furry porn and smelling cool ranch doritos.
when will I ever see my refrigerator light turn off?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:08 am
by THEdragon
On February 31st.
Why to baby raypeople have small noses?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:13 am
by beebo44
Because the Electoons haven't moved in yet.
Why am I so hungry?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:18 am
by THEdragon
You crave Raymanian Bacon (Enjoyed by 30% of genetically engineered rats!)
Why is there an extraterrestrial at the Caves of Skops?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:28 am
by Shrooblord
He wants to sell us weed.
Why is the musician so happy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:33 am
by beebo44
Because he was looking for his lost pet Skops.
What is Skops?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:36 am
by THEdragon
He visited the extraterrestrial.
(I assume Beebo was responding to my other post. I'm responding to Shrooblord.)
Why does Tarayzan wear a dead animal?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:50 am
by beebo44
Because it's a warning to all the other dead animals out there, not to cross him.
Why do they make snakes into lollies?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:00 am
by Shrooblord
Because they sissin' for some hissin'.
Why do I smile?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:07 am
by beebo44
Because you're so damn cheery about admitting to being female!
Why am I male?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:17 am
by Bradandez
Because God hates you.
Why is there someone in the kitchen with Dina?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:24 am
by Shrooblord
With a face like yours, your genes just had to conform!
Why am I a meanie?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:31 am
by Bradandez
Because your heart is a cold as the sun.
Where can I buy money?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:31 am
by saerleiya
in your ears.
Where can I find happiness?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:42 am
by Bradandez
Definitely not here. This place is a disaster!
Why am I so sexy that I don't have a girlfriend?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:47 am
by Master
Because GLaDOS.
Is that plausible?