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[Dark Lum Lord]

- And the blokes had only one thing they could do, and that was to drag Brad off to the dungeon. They had not the chance to give their two cents, to state their opinions on the subject, but instead they could only follow their semi-barbaric king's orders. Tap, tap, tap, tap; the sounds of their shoes hitting against went on the stone steps beyond the secret passageway to the dungeon in the motel room closet. The tunnel leading to the dungeon only grew dimmer as they marched their way closer to the dungeon itself; the air was cold and "brittle" - a draft had blown up against them and it felt so much as though someone was breathing down their necks that eventually Ad snapped and looked behind himself. Nothing more than darkness behind him, minus a few candles perched on the walls which kept the place from being completely pitch black. Brad was yelping excessively and no amounts of reassurance that they would find a way to save him helped.

"Brad, I'm afraid that if you do not calm down I'll be forced to permanently ban you."

"Not amusing in the slightest, Ad. Just stop it, would you", Master remarked in a serious tone.

"ya u nig stop "

The clippity clopping of their footsteps seemed to grow louder as the darkness continued to wrap its cold arms around them. Meanwhile, the individuals in the motel room had grown ever more impatient. Some were protesting Nigga's harsh orders of doing away with Brad while others were demanding that they should begin the orgy without the moderators who were brave enough to venture the corridors deep within the motel (castle). Keane was the most impatient of them all, perhaps.

"Fucking fuck fuck fuck...Fuck", Keane had shouted. This roughly translates as "Let the ass sex begin or I might just have sex with you in the ass, you bitches".

"Perhaps I should send you off to the dungeon with Brad? Now you wouldn't want that, would you", King Nigga belowed in an ironically calm manner.

"No, your majesty sexy ass...fucker", Nigga had forced Keane to call him "sexy ass" long ago.

"So, is this orgy going to happen or not?"

Zeppelin's bitch strikes back.

[Bradandez]

This is gold.

[Keane]

Alright fuck you. You not only leave me orgyless but also put the niggas in control of me. I'm KKK mate.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Alright fuck you. You not only leave me orgyless but also put the niggas in control of me. I'm KKK mate.

[Zikken]

This is freaking Diamond. No, not Gold, but Diamond.

Who is this "Zeppelin"?

[Bradandez]

This is freaking Diamond. No, not Gold, but Diamond.

Diamond it is then.

[Dark Lum Lord]

This is freaking Diamond. No, not Gold, but Diamond.

Who is this "Zeppelin"?

lel u bitch

I've also have a couple of shippings to include to the list myself.

Dark Lum Lord/Keane

Keane/Dark Lum Lord/Adsolution/Rulez

Rulez/Darkkitty

Dark Lum Lord/ZeptoRay

ZeptoRay/Dark Lum Lord

Brad/Dark Lum Lord

Spiraldoor/Adsolution

Adsolution/Spiraldoor

And likely more, however I'm too lazy to list.

[Zikken]

I'm this: This is me.

Dark Lum Lord/ZeptoRay

ZeptoRay/Dark Lum Lord

Oh.

[Bradandez]

Is it bad that I'm laughing?

[Keane]

Nay, DLL is saying you are these four beauties merged into one body:

And likely more, however I'm too lazy to list.

Why not just make life simpler and get it over with in one go?

Dark Lum Lord/ZeptoRay/Keane/Adsolution/Rulez/Darkkitty/Spiraldoor/Brad

[Bradandez]

Oh shit, I think we gots ourselves an orgy partay!

[Zikken]

Nay, DLL is saying you are these four beauties merged into one body:

They look beautiful.

Dark Lum Lord/ZeptoRay/Keane/Adsolution/Rulez/Darkkitty/Spiraldoor/Brad

Who the heck is Darkkitty. I'm having an orgy with a complete stranger now?

[Bradandez]

Oh wait, DarkKitty? Nevermind, no orgy party.

[Keane]

Darkkitty is a living boon.

[Bradandez]

Total turn off. No more sex time for me.

[Zikken]

No orgy if Darkkitty is there.
( I just searched on advanced search. )

[Bradandez]

It's best to stay clear of DarkKitty.

[Master]

I do wonder if she'll return eventually, with some sense.

[Dark Lum Lord]

It is best for our levels of intelligence if we keep her out of the discussion, guys. Simply mentioning her name causes a significant drop in one's IQ levels. I'd rather keep my intellectual capacity above that of a pile of shit's and I think all of you may agree with me on that one.

[Bradandez]

Agreed.