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Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:17 pm
by LoveMetal
"Look at this obese guy who writes a swatiska on the wall, and look at this spotty one who is jerking off to the same Boxxy picture after all those years.
Does this not mean anything to you?"
1. I don't think so...
2. Of course, it's...
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:19 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
2, Toilet Paper?
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:19 pm
by LoveMetal
"4chan my friend! Land of the anarcaps twitch raiders chad wannabes."
Suddenly, you are getting interrupted by a heavy robotic noise.
"Get pacified or die banned"
1. What is this thing?
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:20 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, may I know?

Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:20 pm
by LoveMetal
"It is a garbage collector! They regularly crawl the sewers in order to destroy the unsalvageable content!"
1. Let's fight
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:21 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, let's fight then!
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:21 pm
by LoveMetal
You enter in a fight against GarbageCollector.
Every enemy has a different block/charge/attack pattern.You should try to find them out.
>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7
What will be your next action?
1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:21 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
3, if my memory serves.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:22 pm
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7
You are blocking.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?
1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:22 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1, fuck him up!
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:22 pm
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 7
>> Enemy HP: 7
You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is attacking you, for 1 damage.
What will be your next action?
1. Continue charging
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:23 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:23 pm
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 6
>> Enemy HP: 7
You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is blocking your attack!What will be your next action?
1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:24 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:24 pm
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 6
>> Enemy HP: 7
You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?
1. Continue charging
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:24 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:25 pm
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 6
>> Enemy HP: 7
You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is also attacking you, for 1 damage.
What will be your next action?
1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:25 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
3.
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:25 pm
by LoveMetal
>> Your HP: 5
>> Enemy HP: 6
You are blocking.
Enemy is blocking.What will be your next action?
1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect
Re: Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:26 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
2.