Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2020 9:03 am**

When Rayman 4 comes out and it's labelled as such but it's Raving Rabbids in disguise.

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2020 1:57 pm**

When Rayman 4 is finally released, but it’s secretly Rayman Bowling 2.

Speaking of which…
https://twitter.com/Ryemanni/status/1298252844907151360

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2020 7:36 pm**

When you get lost in The Woods of Light and go backwards through the level.

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2020 9:03 pm**

When Mr Dark can't create Dark Rayman because your skills are so unbelievably terrible that he can't even comprehend how to mimic them.

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2020 11:26 pm**

A livingstone dies, then it becomes infested with hoodlums, and Globox slaps you when you say a joke

Posted: **Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:12 pm**

When your screen doesn't show anything other than a giant middle finger when you lose.

Posted: **Sun Aug 30, 2020 9:13 pm**

When the frying pan sliding part of Candy Chateau gets skipped automatically for you.

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2020 4:36 pm**

That could go either way actually.

When Rayman automatically dies when Dark Rayman is less than 6 ft away from him.

Posted: **Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:09 am**

Razorbeard fights better than you in Rayman M.

Posted: **Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:06 pm**

When you see that one Pirate Ship upside down in the Echoing Caves.

Posted: **Sun Nov 29, 2020 5:44 pm**

When the game tells you to press X and you get confused due to every controller having an X button with different placements.

Posted: **Wed Dec 30, 2020 12:20 am**

When Murfy has to stay with you for the entire game.

Posted: **Sun Jan 17, 2021 12:02 pm**

When you punch Globox, and he swallow you.

Posted: **Mon Jan 18, 2021 8:20 pm**

When Murfy actually calls his agent for real and just quits because you can't work the curved punches.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 9:36 pm**

When Rayman appears in a game but then the game implies to you he's not actually playable.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 9:37 pm**

When the game segfaults rather than continuing to tolerate your playing!

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 9:39 pm**

When the game doesn't load right when you click to start.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 9:40 pm**

When you miss a cage in The Prison Ship.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 9:40 pm**

You can't shoot a Zombie Chicken slowly coming towards you.

Posted: **Sun Aug 22, 2021 9:42 pm**

You hear a Matuvu and never find it or walk too fast near a Tribelle and it flies away

You know you suck at Rayman when...