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Because some cruel man stuck marshmallows on their tails.

Why would someone do that?

For the lolz (Or the vine)

What is Vine truly for?

To document our most important discoveries for future civilizations to uncover.

What species will end up taking over Earth?

Starfish.

Why starfish?

Because it's only a matter of time before they realise that their pentagrammoid shape allows them to perform occult rituals to give them all the power they could ever need.

Have I ever seen a mermaid?

No, you're afraid of starfishes.

Why nobody is respecting the rules of the topic? I mean, making stupid answers and questions.

I don't know. Go ask your mom.

What's the deal with airline food?

It's food at 10,000 feet.

What else would it be?

Food of ten thousand feet.

Does that taste like chicken?

No, it tastes like Chicken.

Why it tastes like Chicken?

Because it's Digerno.

Where to babbie mammoths come from?

Peaches.

What is how the mantis shrimp do?

He does what the sea pig doesn't. Which is not being an ugly piece of shit.

What the hell is a sea cucumber?

Moby Dick's dick that fell off

What happens when I eat a Mechanical Orange?

Darkness.

Why it sounds like a Batman movie?

Because my granny says that darkness is the solution to acidic beverages.

Why must you view life so morbidly?

Because Sugar, Sugar is darkness. Sugar is a mystical creature, that lived on the caves of cakes. He swear that he would have revenge of his fellas that died in birthday cakes. But then he died in a cake. END.

Why my story didn't answer your question?

Because it didn't contain anything about Master, our dear, sweet, tea and Dalek loving moderator.


Why is Master so fascinated about Daleks and tea while Hunchman is on about world domination?

Because the internet is full of randomstupidness.

What means stupidness?

I no don't stoopid mening.

Wot r dis?